1. Haven't I seen you before? - Nice ass.
2. I'm a Romantic. - I'm poor.
3. I need you - My hand is tired.
4. I am different from all the other guys - I am not circumcised.
5. I want a commitment. - I'm sick of masturbation.
6. You're the only woman I've ever cared about - You are the only woman who hasn't rejected me.
7. I really want to get to know you better. - So I can tell my friends about it.
8. It's just orange juice, try it. - 3 more shots, and he'll have her legs around my head.
9. She's kinda cute. - I want to have sex with her till I am blue.
10. I don't know if I like her - She won't sleep with me.
11. I miss you so much - I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.
12. Was it good for you? - I'm insecure about my manhood.
13. How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? - Is my penis really that small?
14. I had a wonderful time last night. - Who the hell are you?
15. Do you love me? - I've done something stupid and you might find out.
16. Do you 'really' love me? - I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.
17. How much do you love me? - I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you.
18. I'll give you a call. - I'd rather have my todger torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
19. I've been thinking a lot. - You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
20. I think we should just be friends. - You're ugly.


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