Man: Havenít we met before?
Woman: Perhaps, Iím the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

Man: Havenít I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, thatís why I donít go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman: Well, I donít know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and Iíll go to mine.

Man: Iíd like to call you. Whatís your number?
Woman: Itís in the phone book.

Man: But I donít know your name.
Woman: Thatís in the phone book too.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: Iím a female impersonator.

Man: Hey, baby, whatís your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized !

Man: Hey, come on, weíre both here at this bar for the same reason
Woman: Yeah! Letís pick up some chicks!

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I donít accept cheap gifts.

Man: If I could see you naked, Iíd die happy
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, Iíd probably die laughing.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: Iíd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Letís start with your bank account.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?


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