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That's a nice pair of pants - Anyway I can talk you out of them?
Your lips are like wine I want to drink them!
Excuse me is that a space suit you're wearing, because your ass is out of this world.
Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again
Do you sleep on your stomach?...no?....Can I ?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants.
Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?
Your parents must be baker's cuz they sure put out a great set of buns.
Your parents must be thieves' cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 
Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.
Do you have some Australian in you? Would you like a little Italian in you?
Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
Would you like to go home for a pizza and some sex?....*slap*...what? you don't like pizza?
Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.
That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were that shirt I would be cumming on you too.
If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?
Pez?
I heard milk was good for your body, but damn-you must drink gallons at a time.
Hi, my name is Jacques. Don't forget, because you'll be screaming it later tonight.
Excuse me, but could you give me directions? To where? Your heart...
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
Come over here and sit on my lap-we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
The voices in my head say you should go out with me....
Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.
(Gesture for person to come over) I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with
the rest of my body.
Person A: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Person B: No
Person A: Well then, please start.
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
Have you ever been licked until tears rolled from your eyes?
Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?
Lick finger, and rub it on the clothing of the person, then rub it on yours. Just a light touch will do. "So,
what do you say we get out of these wet clothes..."
(hold up first two fingers on one hand) Know why you should use these two fingers to masturbate? No,
why? Because they're mine.
A walks up to B and gently pulls up their collar and looks at the tag in their shirt* *a humph and long
pause, then A walks away* B: What the hell? What was that? etc...   A: Oh... I was just checking to see
if it said "Made in Heaven."
I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?
A: Did it hurt? B: What ?!?!?!?!? A: When you fell from the sky as an angel.
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