1 - The pitter patter of little feet 2 - Never let 'em see you sweat 3 - Your parents might realize that you're not 12 years old anymore 4 - Naked men 5 - Guilt, guilt, and GUILT 6 - You might like it 7 - Rhenquist, Scalia, Kennedy, Souter, Thomas 8 - Paying back oral sex debts 9 - Only pagans procreate 10 - Castration 11 - You might fall in lust or, Heaven forbid, love 12 - Body hair 13 - Too many lights on in the room 14 - Your roommate and neighbors can't sleep with all that screaming 15 - Axl Rose 16 - There's no money for research of those nasty little Sexually Transmitted Diseases 17 - Why bother doing it yourself? Just buy the new Prince album 18 - No one to have sex with 19 - Carpet burn 20 - Your brother gets home from school at 3:00 21 - Taking care of the oragsm deficit 22 - Yeast infections 23 - Too sticky 24 - Messes up your hair 25 - Charley Horses 26 - Bladder infections 27 - Cher 28 - "It's only a cold sore" 29 - Photographers with infrared cameras 30 - Hetero men who ask "Did you come yet?" 31 - SOMEBODY has to sleep in the wet spot 32 - Taking off the jimmy-hat 33 - People having sex are always the first to be killed by axe murderers in hockey masks 34 - The ever popular Eternal Damnation 35 - Smegma 36 - You still live with your parents 37 - Potential threat to your political aspirations (unless you're a Kennedy) 38 - Creation of sounds not meant to be emitted by the human body 39 - Letters to the Editor 40 - Calling out the wrong name
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