NORMAL AMERICAN PEOPLE

A Few Facts:


-  4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.
-  6% propose over the phone.
-  7% of women trust their husbands to do the laundry correctly.
-  7% would murder for $10 million.
-  7% of men have had cosmetic surgery.
-  8% of us have regular anal sex.
-  9% of women have had cosmetic surgery.
-  9% of us skip breakfast daily.
-  10% believe in the 10 Commandments.
-  10% are trilingual.
-  10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.
-  10% of us claim to have seen a ghost.
-  12% of men never use their car blinkers.
-  13% (mostly men) have spent a night in jail.
-  13% of us admit to occassionally doing our offspring's homework.
-  13% brush our teeth from side to side.
-  14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.
-  14% have attended a self-help meeting.
-  15% regularly go to a shrink.
-  16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).
-  17% have been caught by the host.
-  20% of us have played in a band at one time in our life.
-  20% men proposed on his knees.
-  20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.
-  21% of us don't make our bed daily.  5% of us never do.
-  22% of us skip lunch daily.
-  22% rent porno flicks at least once
-  22% are functionally illiterate.
-  22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.
-  22% of all restaurant meals include french fries.
-  23.5% admit they don't always flush.
-  25% of us drive after we've been drinking.
-  25% would abandon their friends, family, and church for $10 million. 
-  27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.
-  28% of us have skinny-dipped.  14% with the opposite sex.
-  28.1% pee in the pool.
-  29% of us are virgins when we marry.
-  29% of us ignore RSVP.
-  29% admit they've intentionally stolen something from a store.
-  29% of laundry is done by men each week.  
-  30% of us can flare our nostrils.
-  30% of us know our cholesterol level.
-  30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.
-  33% of us don't wear seat belts.
-  33% of us have had an extramarital affair.
-  33% of women color their hair.
-  33% of women lie about their weight.
-  35% give to charity at least once a month.
-  37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.
-  39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.  
-  40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
-  40% of women buy condoms.
-  40% have married their first love.
-  40% of us have had music lessons.
-  44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.
-  44% reuse tinfoil.
-  44% have broken a bone.
-  44.9% pee in the ocean.
-  45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit.
-  45% believe in ghosts.
-  45% use mouthwash every day.
-  45.2% pee in the shower.
-  46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet
-  47% of us drink straight from the carton, when nobody else is around.
-  49% believe in ESP.
-  53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers.
-  53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.
-  54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.
-  55.2% will let someone else come in the bathroom while they're sitting on the toilet.
-  57% have had deja vu.
-  50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices.
-  50% believe in spanking.
-  51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.
-  53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
-  53% read their horoscopes regularly.
-  54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
-  56% of women do the bills in a marriage.
-  56% of men have had sex at work.
-  57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.
-  58% like dirty talk during sex.
-  58% of women paint their nails regularly.
-  58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.
-  59% of us say we're average-looking.
-  59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.
-  60% of men have had a 1-night stand.
-  62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.
-  62% of us pop our zits.
-  67.5% of men were tightie whities (briefs).
-  66% of us eat cereal regularly.
-  66% of us speed up at a yellow light.
-  66% of us wouldn't give up our spouse even for a night for a million bucks.
-  66% of women have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.
-  69% eat the cake before the frosting.
-  70% of us drink orange juice daily.
-  71% can drive a stick-shift car.
-  71.6% of us eavesdrop.
-  75% of us keep dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations.
-  78% would rather die quickly than live in a retirement home.
-  80% sing in the car.
-  80% of us have suffered from hemorrhoids.
-  81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.
-  82% believe in an afterlife.
-  85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
-  85% of us will eat Spam this year.
-  85% of women wear the wrong bra size.
-  90% believe in divine retribution.
-  90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.
-  91% of us lie regularly.
-  Men say the average erect penis is 10".  Women say it's 4".
-  On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.
-  Snickers is the most popular candy.
-  The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
-  The most common fantasy is oral sex.
-  The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.
-  The typical shower is 101 degrees F.
-  The biggest cause of matrimonial fighting is money.
-  The average girl starts her period at age 12.


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