NEW CAR

A man buys a huge new car and shows it to his neighbour.
Its great says the neighbour but does it have a bed in like mine?
But your car is tiny says the man.
Yes but watch this, the neighbour presses a button on his tiny car's dashboard and a bed unfolds.
The man rushes back to the car showroom and demands a bed be fitted to his new car.
The next day the man takes his huge car to show his neighbour but the neighbour is out.
The man drives around looking for the neighbour
and sees his car parked up in a lay by with all the windows steamed up!
The man goes to the car and starts banging ion the window.
There is no signs of the neighbour and the windows are too steamed up to see inside.
He bangs again, and again and eventually the neighbour (naked) wipes a circle into the steamed up window.
"What the hell do you want?"
"My car has a bed like yours!"
"Christ! you got me out the shower to tell me that!!!"

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