SUBJECT: SPECIAL HIGH INTERNET TRAINING
In order to assure the highest levels of quality downloads and
browsing from surfers, it will be our policy to keep all surfers
well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTERNET TRAINING
(S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give surfers more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the
net, please see your Tech Support admin. You will be immediately placed at the
top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at
seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Surfers who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in
DOWNLOADED EASY EVALUATION PROGRAMS(D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to
EASY ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T S.H.I.T.).
Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't
have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job
training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING
LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of
B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. sites, and can apply for
promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTERNET PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTERNET TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you, Bull Gates...
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