1FTR - One for the road
20 - Location
24/7 - 24 hours a day, 7 days a week
73 - Best regards
88 - Love and Kisses
100 - Nature Call / Pit Stop (OK, its bathroom break!)
404 - I have no clue (error message 404, address not found)
^5 -  High Five
AAA - Any Advice Appreciated
ADGR - All Donations Gratefully Received
ADN - Any Day now
AFAIAA - As Far as I am Aware
AFAIR - As Far as I Recall
AFAICS - As Far as I can see
AFAICT - As far as I can tell
AFAIK - As Far As I know
AGAN - As good as new
AFK - Away From Keyboard
AKA - Also Known As
AI - As If
ANAWFOS - And now a word from our sponsor
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
A/S/L - Age / Sex / Location (You can shoot anyone that asks this :)
ATM At - The Moment
AWHFY - Are we having fun yet?
AWOL - Absent without Leave
AYT - Are you there?
B4 - Before
BAK - Back at Keyboard
BAY - Back At You
BBIAF - Be Back in a few
BBL - Be Back Later
BBN - Bye Bye Now
BBS - Be Back Soon
BBS - Bulletin Board System
BCNU - (I'll) Be Seeing You
BEG - Big Evil Grin
BF - Boyfriend
BFN - Bye For Now
BIF - Basic in Fact
BION - Believe it or not
BOC - But of course
BOT - Back on Topic
BRB - Be Right Back
BSF - But Seriously Folks!
BTDT - Been There Done That
BTDTGAS - Been There Done That-Got a Shirt
BTL - Better Than Life
BTW By The Way
BWL - Bursting With Laughter
BY - Busy
C&G - Chuckle and Grin
CB - Call Back
CFD - Call for discussion
CGI - Common Gateway Interface
CICO - Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID - Crying In Disgrace
CM (C/M) - Call Me
CNP - Continued (in my) Next Post
CP - Chat Post (a chat message)
CPU - Central Processing Unit (The brains of your computer)
CRBT - Crying Real Big Tears
CSG - Chuckle, Snicker, Grin
CU - See You
CUL8R - See you Later
CYA - See Ya!
CYAL8R - See You Later
C4N - Ciao for Now
DAY - Dreamed About You
DGUTDJ - Don't Give up the Day Job!
DL (D/L) - Download
DLTBBB - Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DOS - Disk Operating System
DQM - Don't Quote Me
DQMOT - Don't Quote me on that/this
DWISNWID - Do What I say, Not What I do
DYJHIW - Don't You just hate it when.....
EG - Evil Grin
EMSG - Email Message
EOD - End of Discussion
EOF - End of File
ETLA - Extended Three Letter Acronym
F2F - Face to Face
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
FC - Fingers Crossed
FEIYD - For Ever in your Debt
FOAF - Friend of a friend
FOCL - Falls off Chair laughing
FTBOMH - From the Bottom of my Heart
FTP - File Transfer Protocol
FYA - For your Amusement
FYI - For your Information
FWIW - For What it's Worth
 - Grin
GA  - Go Ahead
GAL - Get A Life
GF - Girlfriend
GFN  - Gone For Now
GMBO - Giggling my butt off
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
GR&D - Grinning, Running, & Ducking
GTSY - Glad to see You
H&K - Hugs & Kisses
HABU - Have a Better 'un
HAGN - Have a Good Night
HAGU - Have a Good 'un
HAND - Have a Nice Day
HHIS -Hanging Head in Shame
HHOJ -HA! HA! Only Joking!
HTH -Hope this helps
HUB -Head up Butt
HWISTKT -How was I supposed to know that?
IAE -In Any Event
IAH -In All Honesty
IANAL -I am not a lawyer... (BUT..)
IC -I See
ICBW -I could be wrong
ICQ -I Seek You
ICYDK -In case you didn't know
IDK -I Don't Know
IGP -I Gotta Pee
IIABDFI -If it ain't broken, don't fix it!
IIDKB -If I didn't know better
IIR -If I Recall (Remember)
IIRC -If I Remember correctly
IIWY -If I were you...
IKWYM -I know what you mean
IM -Instant Message
IMD14U -I'm the One For You
IME -In My Experience
IMNSHO -In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO -In My Opinion
IMCO -In My Considered Opinion  
IMHO -In My Humble Opinion
IOW -In Other Words
IRC -Internet Relay Chat
IRL -In Real Life
IRMC -I Rest My Case!
ISC -I stand Corrected!
ISP -Internet Service Provider
ISTM -It seems to me
ISTR -I Seem To Recall...
ISWYM -I See What You Mean
ITRW -In the Real World
IWALU -I will always love you
IWFM -It works for me
IWW? -I wonder why?
IYDMMA -If you don't mind me asking
IYKWIM -If you know what I mean
JAM -Just a Minute
JFTR -Just for the record
JK -Just Kidding
JMO -Just My Opinion
JTLYK -Just To Let You Know
JTFM -Just the fact, man
K -Okay
KISS -Keep it simple, stupid
KIT -Keep in Touch
KMA -Kiss my ass
KOC -Kiss on Cheek
KOL -Kiss on Lips
L -Laugh
L8R -G8R Later Gator 
LHM -Lord Help Me
LHO -Laughing head Off
LHU -Lord Help us
LMAO -Laughing my ass off
LMSO -Laughing My Socks Off
LOL -Laughing out Loud
Loff -Log Off
Lon Log On
LSHMBB -Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH -Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts  
LSHTTARDML -Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg  
LTNS -Long Time No See
LTS -Laughing To Self
LUWAMH -Love You With All My Heart
LY -Love Ya
MHOTY -My Hat's off to you
MHBFY -My heart bleeds for you
MIDI -Musical Instrument Digital Interface
MorF (M/F) -Male or Female
MOF -Matter of Fact
MOTD -Message of the Day
MOTSS -Members of the same sex
MSG -Message
MTF -More To Follow
MUD -Multi-user Dungeon
MYOB -Mind your own business
N/A -Not Applicable
NADT -Not a Darn Thing
NBIF -No basis in fact
NC  -No Comment
NE1 -Anyone
NI -No idea
NIMBY -Not in my back yard
NM -Never Mind
NP -No Problem
MPD -No Problem Dude
NRN -No reply Necessary
NP -No Problem
NTOOT -Nine times out of ten
OAO -Over and Out
OIC -Oh I See
OL -Ol Lady
OM -Ol Man
OOTB -Out of the blue or Out of the Box
OS -Operating System
OTF -On the floor
OTOH -On the other hand
OTT -Over the top
OTTOMH -Off the top of my head
PDA -Public Display of Affection
PDQ -Pretty darn Quick
PDS -Please Don't Shoot
PM -Private Message
PMFJI -Pardon Me for jumping in
PMP -Pee'd my pants
POAHF -Put On A Happy Face
POV -Point of view
PPL -People
PS -Post Script
QSL -Reply
QSO -Conversation
QT -Cutie
R -Are
Re -Regarding
ROFL -Rolling On Floor Laughing 
ROFLAPMP -ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLUTS -ROFL Unable to Speak
RSF -Right Said! Fred
RSN -Real Soon Now
RTM -Read the Manual
RUOK -Are you OK?
(S) *S*  :o) -Smile
SETE -Smile Ear to Ear
SHID -Slaps Head In Disgust
SID -So I do
SITD -Still in the Dark
SNERT -Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO -Significant Other (husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend,etc
SorG (S/G) -Straight or Gay?
SOHF -Sense of Humor Failure
SOT -Short of Time
SOTMG -Short Of Time Must Go
SPAM -Stupid Peoples Advertisement
STB -Simply the Best
SWAK -Sealed with a Kiss
SWL -Screaming with Laughter
SYS -See Ya Soon
TA -Thanks Again
TAB -Thinking About You
TAL -Thanks a Lot
TAT -Turnaround time
TC -Telephone Call
TCP/IP -Transmission Control Protocol / Internet Protocol
TCOY -Take Care of yourself
TDM -Too Darn Many...
TIA -Thanks in Advance
TIC -Tongue in Cheek
TILII -Tell it like it is
TMTT -Too Much to type
TNSTAAFL -There's no such thing as a free lunch
TNT -Till Next Time
TOY -Thinking of you
TPTB -The Powers that be
TTFN -Ta Ta For Now
TTFS -Try this for size
TTYL -Talk to ya later
TYVM -Thank you very much
U -You
UL (U/L) -Upload
UnPC -Un-politically Correct
URL -Universal Resource Locator
VC -Virtual Community
VGI -Very Good Idea
WABOL -What a bunch of losers
WAIDW -What am I doing wrong?
WB -Welcome Back 
WBS -Write Back Soon
WD -Well done
WEG -Wicked Evil Grin
WHYD -What have you done?
W/O -Without
WOB -Without Boyfriend
WOG -Without Girlfriend
WTG -Way to Go
WTH? -What/Who The Heck? 
WUASTC -Wake up and smell the coffee
WYMM -Will you Marry Me?
WYSIWYG -What you see is What you get
YBS -You'll Be Sorry
YG -Young Gentleman
YGWYPF -You get what you pay for
YL -Young Lady
YM -Young Man
YWSYLS -You win some, you lose some
XTC- Ecstacy

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