Jack & Jill's Simon Rex takes a creative approach to The WB Questionnaire.

What word best describes you? White.

What is your all-time favorite line of your character? "She's showing her stuff. It's like what baboons do when they're in heat."

What aspect of your character would you like to have? His ideas of relationships.

If you could play any other role on The WB, who would it be? Buffy.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be? To make water into Kool-Aid.

Define the perfect day. Eleven Puerto Rican girls massaging me and feeding me grapes in Kosovo.

Which person- living, dead, or fictional- do you most identify with? Chris Elliott.

What quality in yourself would you like to improve? Overall appearance.

What book or movie best describes your life so far? Terminator.

If you could eat only one type of food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Korean B-B-Q.

What's your favorite movie of all-time? Waiting for Guffman.

What's your biggest complaint in life? Traffic.

Who are your favorite actors? Matt Dillon, Jeff Bridges, and Chris Elliott.

Name your greatest achievement. Stand-up comedy in New York.

Name your greatest regret. Stand-up comedy in New York.

What do you like most about Hollywood? The Hollywood sign.

What do you deplore most in Hollywood? Traffic. If you weren't in show business, you would be? In jail. What's something in the world you'd like to see outlawed? Guns. What do you like most about the holidays? Free food. What quality do you envy in the opposite sex? Long hair.