Title: MILD MANNERED REPORTER FROM A MINI-METROPOLITAN NEWSPAPER
Co-authored by: Bill
and PM--Suzanne
Date finished: March 22, 2002
This
morning, my big old magnifying glass came out of storage, and I crawled out
into the yard to see what I could find in nature's microcosms. I saw something looking back at me.
The
creature seemed rather cheerful, was carrying what appeared to be a little
glass tumbler, and was wobbling rather unsteadily on about ten skinny
legs. Drunk, the creature was tipsy,
two sheets to the wind, inebriated, skunked and incoherent.
I
could see that the little guy was trying to communicate something to me by the
way his tiny mouth was moving, but because of the high pitch, low volume, and
way he was slurring his words it was impossible for me to decipher what he was
saying. It must have been words of
amazement as my image came into focus for him as a giant eye behind the glass,
enormous red hat and freckled hand.
Apparently,
my little friend knew he wasn't communicating well, because after a moment of
jabbering, he pulled several notepads out of various pockets and began to
scribble messages with as many tiny hands.
I think one of the scribbles said "friend" and I put the end
of my finger within reach of the little creature.
I
was too late to abort my faux pas, since our size difference did not permit
shaking hands, but the critter just graciously put a few pairs of hands
together and bowed in oriental style. Thus began a relationship that was to last for many years.
It
turned out that my friend with all the notepads was a reporter for the humorous
Indian insect newspaper, "Mini-haha", and I became his principle
contact in the world of giants. Over
the years we cooperated on many experiments which could benefit both mankind
and bugkind.
The
first of our experiments had to do with a contractual and unionized time
sharing agreement for kitchen facilities.
Our method of communication consisted of scraps of paper, writings, a
slow speech of sorts and lots of laughter.
To some extent I could overcome my problem hearing his squeaky little
voice by using a stethoscope, which he spoke into.
Our
final experiment involved getting all the varieties of bugs to get along with
me and each other. The mosquitoes
refused to go vegetarian, though, and the ants didn't have the will power to
stay out of my sugar bowl, so negotiations eventually broke down.
My
little creature has been a better friend to me than many of my human
friends. Not a bigger friend, but a
better friend; one I can really see eye-to-eye with (when I'm lying on my
stomach). It just shows that friendship
can happen anywhere, anytime, with anyone.
The End