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page about. I no expect become super star overnihgt. It just someting
hapen. If you like find oute how I become intrenatonialey famose so I
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I was borne in Turkey touwn Izmir.
My perent name Mehmet Cagri moder Hasima Cagri. We live in big hoase. My
perent work in English techer at Izmir Univercity. My moder clean hoase
and make me luanch for eating. When child I was good boy. My naihgbors
say I perfect anjel. All peoples in Izmir like me when small. Here are
some picture of me when child.
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I now big and I have own place. If
you like visit Turkey you stay wiht me. I jurnalist but have odher jobs.
I like travel much at Europe and Midle East. I take many trip all over
world and like come visit you. Here pictures abaut travel I been.
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This my trip
Pakistan. Here I am on airport shutdl bus for go castams in
Islamabad. I like visit Pakistan becuase is bueateful cauntry. I
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This my trip
China. I love for stay in China. Have many bueateful place for go.
This trip at 1989 during Tienamen Squere Masaker. I not be afrade
becuase my perent techet me for to be brave. |
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This my trip San
Fran Cisco in 1989 also. I arive day of big erthquake shake
biuldings. My perent tell me "No go for San Fran Cisco becuase
to much gay" but I dont listen. |
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This me in Iraq
after Persian Golf War. I come visit my grate granduncle but he diet
from bomb fall. I almost not survive to that for border patrol cach
me smagling benzine for drive auto. |
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This my trip to
the City of Angeles, Los Angels. I love this place for is fun. Here
is me in 1992 for L.A. Riots. I have much fun for flipet over police
auto. I wish go again somtime. |
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This my newest
travel. I go Seattle but for same time peoples protest for no Mexico
economy. Here I try "cach some reys" before that I go back
to Turkey. I hate police for Seattle because they kick me at my
groin and spray me with peppers for because I tell them they blok my
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Many peoples cybermail me for ask "What
religion are you Mahir?" I tell them for becuase I change my feith.
When child my perent and moder techet me be good Muslim. But I no like
for to take off my shoes in mosque so I become Catholic. My perent and
moder lock me in my room for many weeks but I still stay Catholic. I
study for to become Catholic priest and at before my wish come true. I
become first Catholic priest from Izmir for to have name Mahir. For this
I meet Pope when he visit. I tell him he stay my place but he say no.
Here is my picture.
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Many peoples think I just one
dimenshinal but I do many things in life. I not just Turkish sex symbol.
When I not do nothing I like play musicenstrumans. For at before I am
very good and I playet and singet in many groups. When visit for America
I start many groups. Here some albums for that I make before. If you
want I tell you how order later.
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This my first rap
album I make with Bone Tugs Harmonic. They very good and so am I for
they ask me "Mahir dog you wana kick it with us?" and I
say "Yes for plaese I like". This is Europen relese for
they no like use me in America album. Here some songs I write for
this.
1. Turkish Thugsta
2. Tha Crossroads To Izmir
3.
Harem B*tch
4. Foe Tha Love Of Lira
5. Thuggish Ruggish Turk
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For later I get
call for to be in group call Backstreet Boys. I like sing for ladies
and I say yes. I meet for at guys to get plan but they no like what
I imagine. I tellet for to call "Everybody" song "All
Peoples" but they no want change taitle for sayet "Its not
English". I tell for to change "I'll Never Break Your
Heart" to "I Like Sex" but record campany peoples say
no is good. I get mad and leave and Brian singet for insted of me. |
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After Backstreet
Boys I want take for vacashon but man call me say ask me for to be
in group. I say ok for to give anader try. I record many bueateful
songs with this group but they tare up my contract for becuase I
fail mantadorey drug test. I tell them "I no use for drugs"
but they say "Why you eat Cheetos so much?" |
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I also star in
movie. Producer call me say "Hey Mahir baby, how you like be in
movie?" I say "Yes for please I like". I then odition
for part and costar with Will Smith. He tell me I am Oscar matireal.
I like for to star in movie again sometime. |
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I like for to have fun other that
for to be famous so I play much sports. Back in old days I was World
Class boxer in Turkey. I win Western Turkey Welterweyt Champianship in
my thrid year of boxing. Critics say I best thing to hit Turkey since
invention of deodarant. They call me "The Izmir Assassin". I
also known as "The Turkish Terror" in other countries. For to
be champian I trayn hard. Here is picture of me trayning.
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I work hard for 6 months. Have
shake for brekfast, shake for luanch, and sensible dinner. I run every
day even for when it rains. In picture above I am running to catch ice
cream truck. I want for to buy chocolet krunch and baseball cards. After
I be good my menager arraynge big match for me in Bulgaria. I fight
Boris "Tiny" Trebushanev in "Thrilla In Sofia". I
win by split desicion and become the champ. Here are pictures.
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Here is menager
giving it to me from the back, so to speak. The penut vendor stiff
me for 2 lira so I go after him but menager hold me back say no is
good for image. I cetch up with him after fight in parking lot and
teach him lesson though. This picture bring me much trauble home in
Izmir. All ladies ask "Are you gay Mahir?" I say "No
for sure am not for to be straight I am always". I only try to
be gay one time but I didnt like. I try and techet all peoples to
love all peoples for to be gay or not. I love all peoples. The world
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Here is me after
winning belt in fight. Flote like buderfly sting like bee. I am the
greatest. I take this picture to put on cover of Wheaties box. It is
colectors item in Turkey. For winning champianship Turkish govrenmet
award me 10 chickens and pair of milk goats. I also sponsor
Mustafa's Falafel Palace in Izmir and get much money. I use money to
buy used '78 Mercedes-Benz with 13 inch gold rims, spoiler in back,
chroam mud flaps, red fur seat covers, 8-track player, and fuzzy
dice. |
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After become
champianship I go to help people. Here is march I sponsor in Turkey.
We protest to keep internet porn free of charge. Here is me next to
one protester. He tell me he wants take picture next to champ. As
you can tell I am much famose. Peoples love me and I love all
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Mahir is not all fast cars and hot
women. There is much bad about me. Now I tell you about dark side of
Mahir. Back in puberety when smaller I want to be much famose so I join
Latin Pop/Death Metal band in Izmir called "Los Grasos Del Infierno".
We get many girls but also start using drugs. I become junky everyday. I
run out of lira so I join notorius Izmir gang Kemal Street Crips. We
take over town from Konstagliou Park Bloods and set up drug cartel. Me
and peeps smoke indo every day. One day was bang bang and police accuse
me of shooting. For not to go jail I sign up for Vietnam War. I join
25th Turkish Light Infantry Brigade and ship off for to go Vietnam. Here
is picture of me.
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Here I am in front
of home in Izmir for to get ready go. Town photography man come take
my picture for perent and moder have to remember me. I join army for
not go to jail but also I here chiks dig man in uniform. I represent
Turkey and make perent and moder praud. When train come for to pick
me up perent and moder cry much and say "OOOHHH our little
Mahir will be killed!" and try for to take me back home but is
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In war I fight much brave and get
many medols from Turkey. Other people say "Mahir is like one man
recking crew". But I no let secsess get to my head becuase in war
person always has to be carefully. Is like a tiger looking for elephant
to attack cubs. Here is pictures of me in action.
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Becuase war much stressful for
nerves I start before to take drugs again. I become krackhead and forget
to be carefully. One night for to go bathroom in dark I get taken
prisoner by Vietnam peoples. I get P.O.W. for 2 years in jungles. Here
are pictures.
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Here they take me
for to go P.O.W. camp in Penong River Valley. In camp was much good
that for to home. They give us much meals for every day. I eat great
food peoples call "rice". Is much good with ketchup. At
night we sing songs around campfire. Sometimes hostage takers bring
marshmaloes for to cook. I wish for to go back some day. |
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Here is me in
P.O.W. camp for to try "cach some reys". We spend much
time outside in recriation. On Sundays we play ping-pong, on Fridays
we have waterpolo, and on Tuesdays we have 2-on-2 handball. Is much
fun. I wish for to start my own P.O.W. camp in Turkey. I invitate
you for to stay my camp. |
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After 2 years Vietnam peoples
let me go in exchange for 3 sacks of grain from Turkey. I return home
hero. My parents throw big come home welcome party. All peoples from
Izmir come to be praud of me. They say "Mahir you save the world,
you are big hero" and I say "A man has to do what a man has to
do. Its not my fault I was born winner."
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Now peoples for ask "Who is
Mahir?" know for to come to this webpage. I tell life becuase for
to understand. I am man just like all peoples. I love all peoples. The
world is my girlfriend. I like have much friendships. If you come Turkey
you stay my place. I find you sleep place and eat with you. If you wish
speak to me send email MahirCagri@angelfire.com.
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