Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!
Our story begins on the sixth of February. Our "heroes", for a lack of a better term, Tanya Black and Tyrone "Crazy Boy" Smith, have met on their road to Redempt-err, Reckoning Day! The place? The center of the ring. Their goal? To be the one to pry the golden Title of Sin away from Sin City's chosen champion, the dark knight himself, Lunatikk Crippler. Okay, so he's not such a knight, nor is he that dark, to be honest. But I'm the one telling the story, so shut your traps and read!
At long last, after weeks of crying, or weeks of sneaking upon their foes, the two "heroes" have met the champion inside the squared circle, and the battle has begun! Tanya moves left, Tyrone moves right! Crippler moves forward, and the two bozos end up bonking heads, keeping their eyes on The Crippler, while not paying attention where they other is going. They whine a little bit, but the battle continues! Tyrone is the first to get the courage to charge straight ahead at The Crippler, while Tanya needs to decide if she is going to charge as well, or sneak up behind The Crippler? What will she do?
Dumb Ho Charges
Dumb Ho Sneaks Behind (Again)