Why are my parents so wierd?

What to do...

Well they are probably aliens!
Alot of people's parents are aliens.
Whatever you do, Don't let them know you've figured out there secret.
Oh yeah and if you want your friends to know why there so wierd. Tell them that your parents were in a bad car accident before you were born and both have moderate brain damage.

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