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A want Ad From God for the Highest Position Available.

If you have no experience, or if you have experienced it all, we have an opportunity for you.

If you have a broken heart, or a good heart gone bad, you are the person God is looking for.

If you have broken any laws or just can't seem to do anything right, you will be the perfect candidate for the position.

To qualify:
  • You must never be prepared to come,
  • You must have a degree of faith,
  • You must have a masters in being sorry for your lifestyle,
  • And a doctorates in accepting the directions that I am about to describe to you, which can help you as a person, a career-person, and a role member of your household.
To apply come to the priestly office of Jesus Christ, who is the Savior and Lord of Abundant Life.

To get there take the north route to Calvary. Leave a resume of your sins, blunders, mistakes, and everything else that would disqualify you in this world and in the heaven above. There is no fee for application, nor penalty for failing the drug test. Jesus has been expecting you, and has already carried and paid for your errors, weaknesses, iniquities and inadequacies.

After you drop off your sins, proceed to the graveyard department where your sins were paid for and buried with Christ. When you get there you will notice an empty grave. Don't be alarmed! There you will interview with one of God's top angelic executives, who will explain that Jesus Christ and your sins are not there any more. Because Christ has risen, your sins, mistakes, illegal deeds, and failures were all forgiven and erased from your resume.

He that has risen has advanced to the next highest position of authority as God's right hand Person. Get to know Him, because He will be speaking on your behalf.

You are all but divinely qualified, and the position that you can now take will be as a benefactor and major role player in abundant living.

You will have:
  • Eternal life with benefits
  • A second chance
  • A born again type opportunity to be justified, glorified and qualified through salvation
-- these are a part of your benefits package.

Also, you will receive on the job training mixing every precious promise of God with your faith, which you will learn how to operate in through the study of the Benefits and Policy Manual - the Holy Bible.

Apply today by simply speaking into this voice activated powerfilled prayer line, and ask for God. Tell Him that Jesus sent you. Tell Him that you would like to accept Jesus as your Savior and that you would like to apply for the position as a son or daughter of God. He will require that you sincerely repent of your errors, blunders and mistakes, and then He will invite you to declare your belief in the death and resurrection of His Son, Jesus.

Finally, you will be required to follow the direction of the Lord, who happens to also be the same Son of God, Jesus Christ. After which you will be a new person, able to start life fresh with God on your side, the wind of the Holy Spirit in your sails, and Christ as the Captain.

Don't wait! Apply today...

P.S. Whenever Christ comes again, you must be willing to travel.

--Author Unknown

'by the Blood of JESUS, through the HOLY SPIRIT and according to GOD's Word'

God gives us many blessings, but most of all God gives us Jesus Christ!