Workplace Hazardous Materials Information System.
Material Safty Data Sheet
Woman - A chemical Analysts
Element:.............Woman
Symbol:..............WO2
Discoverer:..........Adam
Atomac Mass:.........Accepted as 118 lb but known to vary from 100 to 550 lb.
Occurrence:..........Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1) Surface usually covered with painted film,2) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason,
3) Melts if given special treatment,
4) Bitter if incorrectly used,
5) Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore,
6) Yeilds to pressure applied to correct points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1) Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and
precious stones.
2) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3) May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4) Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5) Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
TESTS:
1) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.2) Turns green when placed beside a better speciman.
