Do you have a mirror in your pants? [No, why?] Because I can see my self down there.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream out tonight.
If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
Do you know what would look good on you? Me!
What's wrong? Your looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is a little vitamin me.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or would you like me to walk past you again?
Hi, my name's [your name], how do you like me so far?
I'm new in town, could you please give me directions to your house?
Are you religious? Good, cause I'm the answer to your prayers.
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
If I followed you home would you keep me?
If God made any thing better than you he would've kept it for himself.
I've had quite a bit to drink and you are starting to look pretty good.
I may not be the best looking male/female here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Let's go back to my place and do all the things I'm gona tell every one we did anyway.
[Grab his/her tush]. Is this seat taken?
[Woman/man stops to ask the time]. yeah, do you have the energy?
Are your legs tired? Cause you been running through my dreams all night.
Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button - from the in side?
I like every bone in your body - espesially mine!
why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
You have great legs, what time do they open?
If you were a car door, I'd slam you all night long
I'd like to wear your ass as a hat.
The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word...
Now for some female come backs - kick ass girl!! :-))
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
M: "Is this seat empty?"
W: "Yeah, and this one will be too if you sit down."
M: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
W: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
M: "Your place or mine?"
W: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
M: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
W: "It's in the phone book."
M: "But I don't know your name."
W: "That's in the phone book too."
M: "So, what do you do for a living?"
W: "I'm a female impersonator."
M: "What sign were you born under?"
W: "No Parking."
M: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
W: "STOP"
M: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
W: "Unfertilized."
M: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same
reason."
W: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
M: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
W: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
M: "I know how to please a woman."
W: "Then please leave me alone."
M: "I want to give myself to you."
W: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
M: "I can tell that you want me."
W: "Oooohh. You are sooo right. I want you to leave."
M: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
W: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
M: "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
W: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
M: "Your body is like a temple."
W: "Sorry, there are no services today."
M: "I'd go through anything for you."
W: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
M: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
W: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
