THE THINGS I CANNOT CHANGE,
THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE
THINGS I CANNOT ACCEPT,
AND THE WISDOM TO HIDE THE
BODIES OF THOSE PEOPLE I HAD TO
KILL TODAY BECAUSE THEY PISSED ME OFF.
BE CAREFUL OF THE TOES I STEP
ON TODAY AS THEY MAY BE
CONNECTED TO THE ASS THAT I MAY
HAVE TO KISS TOMORROW.
12% ON MONDAY,
23% ON TUESDAY,
40% ON WEDNESDAY,
20% ON THURSDAY,
5% ON FRIDAYS
AND HELP ME TO REMEMBER.......
AND IT SEEMS THAT PEOPLE ARE
TRYING TO PISS ME OFF,
THAT IT TAKES 42 MUSCLES TO FROWN
AND ONLY 4 TO EXTEND MY MIDDLE FINGER
AND TELL THEM TO