Skew-de-ded Perspec-a-ta-tives



"Hello all you boys and girls
I'd like to take you to the inside world
It's quite an irregular place to be
But never fear you're safe with me
Well, maybe..."
-Primus, "Frizzle Fry" Title Cut

So drop me a line...we'll do lunch! And then, of course, we'll get kicked out of the resturant for attempting intercourse with the game hen, but hey, it'll be fun anyway...

Click on the book to read some skewed writings.

Catch the ugly dog to find out how much of an idiot I really am!!!

Open the trashcan to find some sensibly trashy links...