The Story of Rocko

Rocko is also known as the intergalactic collector. This means that he travels all over the universe collecting a bunch of space stuff. This includes meteors, asteroids, moons, and, of course, planets.
His collection of planets is so far six. Each planet is home to a certain game of the Final Fantasy series. Rocko soon came to learn of the civilizations and studied their ways of life.
His right hand man, known as Chett, is currently leading an assault mission upon another planet (in other words: Final Fantasy IIV--coming soon to Rocko's Tower).
Chett currently does not have complete control over the planet, however, because the citizens are fighting back. All planets fought back.
Rocko, however, has super-duper phenomenal power. His mere existence in some realms is only a pinch of his true power. In fact, he can hold all six planets in the palm of his hand.
SO DON'T MESS WITH HIM, OR HE'LL SMASH OPEN YOUR HEAD LIKE GALLAGER CAN SMASH OPEN WATERMELONS. ROCKO CAN MAKE YOU IMPLODE WITH A TWITCH IN HIS PINKY. ALL BOW BEFORE THE GLORIOUS ONE, NOW, OR MAYBE HE'LL RIP YOU IN HALF.

story done by the glorious one himself

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