Top Ten Worst Pick-Up Lines
- 1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge toplant
you right here!
- 2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.
- 3. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
- 4. Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
- 5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- 6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
- 7. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one
talking to you.
- 8. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and
- 9. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd
be coming too.
- 10. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you
treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
- 11. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone
beat me to it.
- 12. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to
"tinker" around with.
- 13. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb-diggity.
- 14. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be
- 15. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
- 16. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,
have you seen one?
- 17. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you
all day long for a quarter.
- 18. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night
- 19. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleepuntil the
- 20. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
- 21. If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over town.
- 22. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with
you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said
you look fat in those pants"
- 23. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have
- 24. I look good on you.
- 25. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.