Sex and Lies
- Q...What are the 3 greatest lies?
- A...a)the check is in the mail
b)small is beautiful
c)i won't come in your mouth
- Q...Why is life like a penis?
- A...Because when it's soft, it's hard to beat, but when it's hard you get screwed
- Q...What is Rodeo Sex?
- A...Well, it's when your lady friend is on all fours, your are firmly ensconced from the rear with a breast in each hand, and you say to her, "This is the way your sister likes it too".....you have 8 seconds to stay in the saddle
- Q...Do you know why it's called sex?
- A...Beacaue it's easier to spell then "Uhhhhhh..ohhhhhh....Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEE!!!"