- Q...Why did the man cross the road?
- A...He heard the chicken was a slut
- Q...What do women and spaghetti have in common?
- A...They both squirm when you eat them
- Q...What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
- A...The balls are just for decoration
- Q...What do you call a midget who's nice and gives head?
- A...AMY!!!no, that's not it....short, sweet, and to the point