B/J's, J/O's, And Other Tall Tales...

• Q...Why do men masturbate?
• A...It's sex with someone they love
• Q...Why don't chicken wear underwear?
• A...Because there peckers are on there faces
• Q...What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
• A...The longer you play with them, the harded they get
• Q...What is the ultimate rejection?
• A...When your spanking hand falls asleep
• Q...Why did the pervert cross the road?
• A...He got his dick stuck in the chicken
• Q...Which of the following doesn't belong?
• egg
• meat
• wife
• blowjob
• A...a blowjob, cause it's possible to beat an egg, meat, or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob
• Q...What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
• A...Fucks Funny
• Q...What's grean and eats nuts?
• A...Herpes
• Q...Why did the condom fly across the room?
• A...It got pissed off
• Q...What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
• A...Speed bumps
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