Down With Men!!!

Q...Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A...They don't have time
Q...Why does it take one million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A...They won't stop to ask for directions
Q...Why did god put man on earth?
A...Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn
Q...Why were men given larger brains then dogs?
A...So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties
Q...Why did god put man on earth first?
A...You need a rough draft before a final copy
Q...Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
A...So a man can tell if he's coming or going
Q...What's the difference between like and love?
A...Spit and Swallow
Q...Why do women ahve two holes so close together?
A...In case men miss
Q...Diamonds are a girls best friend, dogs are a man's best friend, so which is the dumber sex???
Q...What's the difference betwenn government bonds and men??
A...Bonds Mature
Q...Why are men like noodles???
A...They're allways in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough
Q...Why do men like BMW's?
A...Because they can spell it
Q...Why are men like popcorn??
A...Because they satisfy you, but only for a little while
Q...How are men and spray paint alike?
A...One squeeze and there all over you
Q...Why is food better then men?
A...Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds
Q...Why do women fake orgasims?
A...Because so many men fake foreplay
Q...Why are men like blenders?
A...You need one, but you're not sure why
Q...Why is food better then men?
A...Because you don't hafta wait hours for seconds
Q...Why are women so bad at math?
A...Because men keep telling them that this (------------------)is 12 inches
Q...How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb
A...One...men will screw anything
Q...What is the difference between men and pigs?
A...Pigs don't turn into men when they drink
Q...What do a ceramic tile and a man have in common?
A...If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for life!!

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