A Royal Pain



By: Ruthe

"Helene, wake up. The plane is just about to land. You have to buckle your seat belt now." The girl awoke from her sleep. She lazily fastened her seat belt and glanced out of the small plane window. Her first glimpse of England was breathtaking. She had never been out of state let alone out of the country. This trip gave her a new sense of indepence.

"Kris, how long have I been asleep?" Helene inquired.

Her travel mate replied, " Almost the entire six hours. It's about 7:30 p.m. London time. Can you believe it girls, here we are in Merry ol' England. Home of Big Ben, the Tower of Londe-"

"Don't you ever shut-up?" said a small redhead sitting in the seat in front of the two girls. "This trip is supposed to be a vacation. do you think you can lay off the sightseeing for awhile. I mean we haven't even landed yet and you are already talking about this and that. Geez." The redhead turned back around, fastened her safety belt and continued reading A Dummies Guide to British Royalty.

"Kris, don't worry, Tina is just in a really pissy mood. Six hours on a plane can make a person just a little MOODY!" Helene always had a way of straightening out any animosity between her two best friends. She new her role on this trip was to play mediator, but somehow that didn't seem to bother her. This was her hard earned vacation, and she was determined to enjoy every single moment of it.

As the plane approached the airport, the captain came on the intercom wishing everyone a wonderful stay in the grand country of Great Britain. Finally the plane landed and the three friends left the plane. They hurried to gather their things from the conveyor belt and catch a taxi to the hotel. "Helene, run and grab a cab. We'll get your stuff. Hurry before they're all taken. As much as Heathrow seems like a nice place, I have no desire to spend the night here."

"Fine, I'm on it. You two be careful with my stuff, and make sure you get everything THIS time. I really don't want to have another incident like we had in Mexico."

"Don't sweat it," Tina reassured "But just in case, you do have your passport on you right?" Her impish grin was offset by her fire red hair which somehow made her look more mischievous than usual.

"Just go Helen, ILL get your things" said Kris.

"Thank you. Now I'm Off" Helen said. Tina and Kris couldn't help but laugh as they watched their friend run through the crowds of Heathrow.

"Hey Tina, do you think she'll actually get a taxi."

"Not a chance," Tina replied still grinning.

***

"This is absolutely impossible, " Helene said as she stopped to catch her breath. "Where the hell is the exit?" She paused for a moment and decided to ask an old woman for directions to an exit. "Excuse me ma'am, i was wondering if you would so kind as to tell me where i might find an exit?"

"Right, right" said the kindly old woman. Her accent was almost too thick to understand. "You're not from around here are you. I can tell these things. You sound like an American. Am I right?" She didn't wait for a response from Helene and continued. "Well my dear, to get to the nearest exit, you go straight down there and make a left. You can't miss it."

"Thank you" said Helene

"Good luck dear, you'll need." By the time the old woman had gotten out the rest of her sentence, Helene was almost too far away to hear. What she did hear she ignored and continued running. She made the left, and could see the outside world through the clear glass doors, when suddenly she crashed into a person. He stood about 6' or 6'1, and had the most amazing blue eyes and sandy blonde hair.

"Excuse me" he said. His manner was so polite and almost regal. "I didn't mean to bump into you like that. Let me help you up." He extended his hand and Helene accepted it.

"Thank you," said Helene, "I swear, I'm not usually this clumsy. I was just rushing to catch a cab. Are you hurt?"

"No, no. Not a scratch on me, and I can see that I can say the same for you. Lucky no one was hurt. I'm sorry i didn't catch you name."

Helene was taken aback by the man's astonishing good looks, but as she glanced up at a wall clock, she realized that it was already 9:15, and that she was running late. "I-I-I'm late. I have to go, I'm sorry. It was nice...um...bumping into you." With that rushed goodbye, Helene continued her trek to hail down a taxi as the man watched on saying softy to himself, "My name is William."

***

"So finally she arrives. You'd think she's royalty or something." Tina said jokingly. "Seriously what took you so long? We've been waiting here in the dark with all our stuff trying to catch a cab, and you couldn't even join us?" Tina outstretched her arms and hailed the first taxi that came by. Their driver, a middle-aged man, helped the girls with their belongings and into the cab. Kris informed him of their hotel location and they were off.

"I don't get it. You guys were still getting the stuff when I left you. How in the world did you get out here before me. I mean granted i couldn't find the exit and i bumped into this guy, but that couldn't have delayed me more than, like, five or six minutes" Helene whined.

"You met a guy Helen? Do tell. Was he handsome, was he British?" Kris inquired longingly. "Did he have a hot friend?"

"Of course he was British, genius. Hello, we are IN Britain. Anyway, I only bumped into him. I didn't even catch his name. He was Hot though. He kinda looked like Prince William, only cuter.

* * *

'Ding, ding,' - That stupid telephone is enough enough to wake the dead, thought Helene, she placed her pillow over her head to try and block out the high pitched whine, but it wouldn't stop. "Fine I'll get it," complained Helene as she rolled over to reach for the phone. "Hello?"

"Good morning miss, this is your courtesy wake-up call requested by the charming young redhead i believe is staying with you. It is now 5:30 and breakkie will be served in an hour."

"Five-thirty. Ahh man. I'm gonna kill Tina!" Helene threw her pillow in the direction of Tina's bed and watched as it landed comfortably on the foot of her bed. "Hey, wake-up both of you. If I can't go back to sleep, neither can you! I mean it. WAKE UP NOW!"

"Helen what's your problem? What time is it?" Kris asked while glancing at the time on her wrist watch. "Five thirty?! Helen are you crazy? Don't you realize that we are going to have a serious case of jet lag. What ever possessed you to wake us up?"

"Why don't you ask her?" Helen said as she pointed at Tina. "She's the one that requested the courtesy wake-up call. Anyhow, breakfast will be served in an hour. I'm hitting the shower. Try and wake up sleeping beauty over there if you can."

***

Around sevenish the three headed down to the dining room. There laid before them was a feast fit for a king, but not an American. "I got such a good night's sleep last night. How about the rest of you?" Kris and Helene both shot horrible glares at Tina, who just looked at the both of them as innocently as she could. "Wow, will you get a load of that spread? There must be over a million calories in that plate of sausages alone. i can eat this stuff."

"Oh just shut up and eat," Kris commanded. "We have a long day ahead of us, and I plan on seeing a great deal of London. Who wants to join me?" Kris looked at Tina, but since she hadn't really decided on what she wanted to do, declined. "Come on Helen. It'll be fun. I promise. I don't wanna go by myself. PLEASE?"

"Sorry Kris, i think that I'm just going to relax and kickback today. Maybe read a book or visit Hyde Park. I don't know."

"Fine. I'll catch you two on the flip side. Later" With that, the trio had been reduced to a duo. It wasn't much longer when Helene found herself alone in the dining room surrounded by the carnage that was once breakfast. She gazed out of the wide pane glass windows and was entranced by the huslte-and-bustle of the city of London. The view provided her with a wonderful look at Buckingham Palace.

It's such a nice day today. She thought. It would almost be a shame to waste it inside. I never finished reading Wuthering Heights, maybe I could read it in Hyde Park.

"Excuse me me dear, but are you finished with your meal?" Helene found herself looking into the same pair of old eyes that she had met at Heathrow the night before. "You see, it's time that I clean up, but i can't do that unless you're finished. Now dear, are you finished?"

"Yes, I'm done. If you don't mind me asking, have we met before? It's just that you look a great deal like a person I met yesterday at the airport. I mean, do I look familiar to you? At all?"

"No" replied the woman, I think I would have remembered meeting a pretty lass like yourself. I may be along in years, but me mem'ry still serves me quite well."

"I didn't mean to imply that your...senile, or old in anyway." Helen said in an almost apologetic tone. "It's just that you seem so familiar. Anyway, I am sorry to have bothered you." The old woman continued to clear off the table without acknowledging Helene's apology. This left Helene feeling somewhat unsettled though because she knew that she was going to encounter this woman many more times in the near future. "Well, I'm off to Hyde Park now. I suppose I'll catch you later. By the way, can you tell me how to get to Hyde Park from here?"

The old woman set down her collected dishes and said, ""Well my dear, it's very nearby. To get to Hyde Park, you go straight down Pennington for three blocks and make a left at the stop light. You can't miss it."

"Excuse me?" Helene remarked. She was convinced now more than ever that this was the same women from the airport. She would have to wait though, Wuthering Heights beckoned her.