Justabilly's Joke Of The Week!!

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air
Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.  "Squawks"
are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance
crews.

Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."

Problem:  "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."

Problem: "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid."
Solution: "#2 Propeller seepage normal."

Problem: "#1, #3 and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."
Solution: "Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."

Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."

Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."

Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."

Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."

Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."

UPDATES!!

11/9/02

Hi there, remember me?  I used to update this page regularly.  Then I got too busy.  Nothing's changed here except a few affiliate links and the joke.  I'm only doing this right now TO GET MY BOSS OFF MY BACK!!!!! 

12/15/01
Check out the menu frame! More flash! I'm getting pretty good at this. Never know.. someday soon the whole flipping site may just go to flash!! I'm also ditching the webring because Jason's not keeping it up.. There used to be like 18 of us and now the only one left is Jess!! (Buscemi, have fun with the ring that circles around yourself!!) Maybe some day I'll start one of my own.

10/19/01
Check it - no broken links! Aren't y'all proud of me?? Plus I made that cool flash thingy at the top of this page. All because my boss was giving me crap about never updating this. I guess it just takes some criticism to get my ass working!!!

5/30/01
Hi there - I switched isp's so things in the pic section are a little screwed up. Everything else is fixed or will be soon. Also, forget the bigfoot addy (bigfoot for life my arse). The url forwarding is now a paid service and they won't let me change it anymore. It links to the old isp (which doesn't work anymore) so from now on, bookmark fens.go.to (control b this link) and I'll make sure that link gets updated with the correct links, no matter where I put this page. :) Latas!

check these out too while you're at it!!

Free Dish Network system with TWO receivers!! What a deal!

Buy some stuff off Bill and Billy!!!!

Check out our eBay auctions!

Email: fensnav@yahoo.com