My favorite quotes
Here's some of my favorite quotes....funny, dumb, weird, cool, all the ones I've heard or
found on the net and thought were worth writin' down.
"I can only please a person a day. And today ain't your day. Tomorrow isn't looking too good
either." - author unknown
"It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept" - Calvin
"Men who keep feet firmly on the ground have trouble putting on pants." - Confucious
"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields
"Do it today....tomorrow it might be illegal." - author unknown
"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and
intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo
"Those who live in shoes end up getting athlete's foot." - Nick Smith
"Some people come into our lives and quickly go, others stay awhile and leave footprints on our heart,
and we are never ever the same again." - Winnie the Pooh
"Minds are like parachutes...they only function properly when open."
"If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted and have the
time of our lives." - found on bathroom stall door at Armand's Pizza, Washington D.C.
"If voting could really change things, it would be illegal."
"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog
"A friend is somebody who knows all about you, but likes you anyway." - Orson Wells
"Thou may be sure that he who will tell thee of thy faults is thy friend, for
he ventures thy dislike and doth hazard thy hatred." - Sir Walter Raleigh
"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do." - Joe Walsh
"Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over, and showing it principally
in one spot." - Josh Billings
"Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds
the universe together." - Carl Zwanzig
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