If our knees bent the other way, what would our chairs look like?
You know that indestructible black box on airplanes?? Why don't they make the whole plane out of it?
If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself??
To find order in chaos, stop looking there.
A stitch in time saves the theory of relativity.
Those on the cutting edge bleed a lot.
This statement is false.
A Kansas law reads: "When two trains come to a crossing, both shall stop and neither shall proceed until the other is gone."
Why is the word "abbreviation" such a big word?
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
Is Dan Quayle's name spelled with an "e" on the end?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Why does a cowboy have two spurs? If one side of the horse goes, so does the other.
Why isn't the word "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
If you had everything, where would you keep it?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the first one meant to be thrown away?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide & seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Just "before" someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
If I melted dry ice, could I swim in it and not get wet?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse??
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Since light travels fater than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
Why is the alphabet in that order?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
When two airplanes collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me.
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
When you erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Why is it, when a door is open, it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why buy a product that takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If all those psychisc know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
