"Students, is there anyone here who can see God? If so raise your hand. If there is anyone here who can hear God, raise your hand. If there is anyone who can smell God, raise your hand.
After a short pause, with no response from the students, he concluded, "Since no one can see, smell, or hear God, there is no God."
A student then reaised his hand and asked to address the class. The student approached the class and asked, "Students, can anyone here see the professor's brain? Can anyone here hear the professor's brain? Can anyone here smell the professor's brain?"
After a moment's pause, he said, "Since no one can see, hear, or smell the professor's brain, I conclude that he has no brain!"
