1. you have a power worm dangling from your rear-view mirrow because you think it makes a good air freshener.

2. your wedding party had to tie the tin cans to the back of your bass boat.

3. you call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "Skeeter".

4. your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.

5. you keep a flippin' stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.

6. you get "40 to life" because your teenager asked you to buy him a jet-ski.

7. you name your black Lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".

8. your cologne is called "BANG".

9. Bass Pro Shops has a private line just for you.

10. you honeymooned on Lake Okeechobee..ALONE!

11. you have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.

12. you have a photo of your ten pounder on your desk at work instead of your family.

13. you consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.

14. you think MEGABYTES means a good days fishing.

15. you send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a Palomar knot.

16. your wife puts on green lipstick just so you'll kiss her more.

17. your favorite color is Scuppernong.

18. you think there are four seasons..pre-spawn, spawn, post-spawn, and hunting.

19. your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so your just "borrow" the ones off your house.

20. your wife tells you she's feeling "frisky" but you don't know what she means until she explains she wants to SPAWN.

21. you go to church to meet new fishing partners.

22. you trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your boat will fit in the garage.

23. your kids know it's Saturday...because the boat's gone.

24. Your girlfriend understands that "dead stickin'" is a fishing technique!