Dracula: "I Vant To Suck Your Blood" The thing about vampires is, first there is just one, then he bites someone and that person becomes his slave or becomes another vampire, and they go around biting more people and creating more and more vampires all wanting to suck blood all the time. Well, it's like that with cigarettes. Somebody gave you one, and before that, somebody gave that person one, and so on and so on, going all the way back.

Butt Monger: "I want you to suck my butts" WHY DOES HE WANT YOU TO SUCK HIS BUTTS? Because he likes you? Because he loves humanity? OR...Because he has gotten super-rich off millions of SUCKERS!!!

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