Parodies
Here is where you can send me your Parodies that you write. I will post them, I have written some, and posted them.
Land (Parody of STAND by R.E.M.)
Land in the Docking Bay (327)
Ask what the code is and they give me the right answer (come in)
Land in the Dagobah Swamp, (Sure aint heaven)
Ask Yoda how to get it out and he says that there is no try
If you want in, talk to us now
Give us the code, we'll tell you how
The code is there so we can stay planned
It has to be planned so you can land
Oh, Land at Jabba's Palace (carbonite)
Think about debt, wonder if I should have payed him (yes you should)
Land in the Tatooine Desert (Boy its hot)
Think about sun stroke, should I put a tarp over the ship
If you need transport, I'll be around
All you gotta do, Is help me get down
Now If I cant get down, Dont lose all hope
I'll just hover, and throw down some rope, now
Land At the Yavin four Base (For refuel)
Think about Han, wonder if he'll stay there with us (doubt it)
Land, Fly, Hover, or Crash (let's hope not)
Think about protection, better buy myself 'The Club'
Now Once Ive landed, I'll let you go
But you must stay, and watch the show
Now I'll be back, cuz were making the sequels
I dont know yet, but I may be in the prequels
Oh Land, Land (at the bay)
Think about the force, I'm endangering the mission now (uh-oh)
Land, Land (Can't be sure)
Really am the best, wish han would let me fly the falcon.
Land at my old house (it's burnt down)
Think about Imperials, Raiders arent that accurate (must be)
Land right next to my hand (it's chopped off)
Wonder if Vader could really be my father, hope not
Land in the snow in the cave (Wampa food)
The Code is there so we can be planned (land anyplace that you want)
It has to be planned, so you can land (land anyplace that you want)
Oh Land!
Leia Leai (Parody of Loui Loui by Kingsmen)
Vader: Leia Leai
Woa woa take those rebels home
Leia: Why yi yi yi
Vader: I said Leia Leai
Woa Woa take those rebels home
Leia: I am here on a diplomatic mission
When the council hears what your doin
Vader: If this is a councelor ship, where is the embassador???
Search this ship till you find the plans
Leia Leai
Woa woa take those rebels home
Leia: Why yi yi yi
Vader: I said Leia Leai
Woa Woa take those rebels home
Leia: Take this info to My father home
Make sure it goes to Obi Wan
Trooper:Set your blasters for stun
An escape pod left, no life aboard
Vader: Leia Leai
Take Those Rebels Home
Leia: Why yi yi yi
Vader: I said Leia Leai
Woa Woa Take those rebels home
R2-D2: bleeepa Blaeeoep B;eeeeoap BWhwoeijep
C-3PO: R2
C-3PO: R2 Get Back Here At Once
Trooper:There go to droids now
Forget about them just get the girl
We'll get those droids, they aint going nowhere
Vader: Leia Leai
Leia: What What What What
Vader: Get those Rebels out
Right Now
Leia Leai
Get those rebels out
Leia: We dont wanna go now
Vader: Get Them Out
R2-D2: Bleeep Bleep
Dear Angel (Parody of Earth Angel by The Crew-Cuts)
Buwabba.
Dear Angel, Dear Angel
Im out of time
Tell me Darling Dear, Another Rhyme
I gotta send
Gotta send this song real soon.
Buwabba
Dear Angel, Dear Angel
Give me the words
I hate my managers, Those little turds
I gotta send
Gotta send this song real soon.
I'm almost through
So I need you
To write me a huge success.
I hope someday
I can say
I can buy that SuperNES
Dear Angel, Dear Angel
Are you near done
Hurry Darling Dear, give me one
I gotta send
Gotta send this song real soon.
I'm almost through
So I need you
To write me a huge success.
I hope someday
I can say
I can buy that SuperNES
Dear Angel, Dear Angel
My time is up
Sorry Darling Dear, I've gone bankrupt
I gotta end
Gotta end this song real soon.
The Star Wars Trilogy (Parody of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by the Crash Test Dummies.)
Once there was this guy who
Swore that one day he would avenge Darth Vader
And when, he finally confronted him
He got, his hand chopped of by a lightsaber
He said that he was not the Son of Darth Vader
Zzwoop Zzwoop Zzwoop Zwoop, Zwoop Zwoop Zwoop Zwoop Zwoop
ZZZZzing NOOOOOOOO
Once there was this Wookie who
Swore that one day he would win a game of Holotable
And when the droid said let him win
He made, a howling noice that everyone heard
He was a friend of the no good scruffy looking nerfhearder
(Wookie Howls)
Both Were Rebel Friends
Never thought that this would end
Cause then there was this Guy in Black
Who told the emporor he would transform or die
And when, they had Luke almost dead
Vader, stepped in and killed the emporor
He said Luke was right and that there was good in him
(Vader's Breath Noise)
Wooly Billy (Parody of Wooly Bully by Sam The Sham & The Pharoahs)
UUUH One Two, Nine Five Eight Two
Wooly Billy Wash it out now Wash it out
Hair Grows Hair Grows
Wash it out now he cut ya
He had a huge hair problem
It got so long
He never cut it
So I sing this song
Wooly Billy, Wooly Billy
Yea, Run
Wooly Billy, Wooly Billy, Wooly Billy
He had to buy
A bunch of Shampoo
He had enough hair
for both me and you
Wooly Billy, Wooly Billy
Wooly Billy, Wooly Billy, Wooly Billy
Wash it out now, Wash it out
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Grow Grow Grow Grow
He wont cut his hair now
Hes just afraid to
Lets sneak up behind him
I'll give the scissors to you
Wooly Billy, Wooly Billy
Wooly Billy, Wooly Billy, Wooly Billy
Wash it now Wash it, there you go
He Cut it, he cut it
