This page is dedicated to my favorite subject, absolutely nothing. For almost one year, I have scoured the internet for pages devoted to this subject. I have found a lack of this particular subject, so I have decided to take it upon myself to create the first web page (that I know of) devoted to it explicitly. In my year of "web surfing" I have seen all kinds of things about all kinds of subjects. There are sites upon sites devoted to movies, television, literature, comic books, naked celebrity photos, music, cars, software, Quake, Quake downloads, people looking for Quake downloads, people who hate Quake downloads, religion, Elvis, Elvis as a religion, naked pictures of Elvis as a religion, crime, crime prevention, O.J. Simpson, chatting, naked pictures of celebrities chatting, drugs, drug humor, the war on drugs, Star Wars, Star Trek, marshmallow stars, naked stars, government conspiracy, military conspiracy, naked pictures of celebrities committing conspiracy, football, basketball, baseball, volleyball, raquetball, so and so ate my balls, V.D, M.S.G., L.S.D., F.B.I. C.I.A., L.A.P.D, H.I.V., P.C., R&B, N.S.A., M.I.B., O.P.P., I.C.P., W.W.F, B.B.C., A.A., N.A., C.C.C.P., Monty Python, Michael Jackson, Jesse Jackson, Jesse Duke, David Duke, the Duke of Earl, The Earl of Sandwich, balogna sandwiches, McDonalds, McGregor, Macbeth, Hamlet, Julius Caesar, Little Caesar, Caesar Romero, George Romero, George Harrison, Benjamin Harrison, it's all about the Benjamins, Puff Daddy, Puff the Magic Dragon, Dungeons & Dragons, LARPing, burping, running, jumping, swimming, singing, fighting, swearing, Jerry Springer, Jerry Lewis, Emmanuel Lewis, Gary Coleman, Wesley Willis, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Dudley Moore, Sign Guy Dudley, signs of the times, The New York Times, avoiding crime in New York, avoiding fraud, committing fraud, mail fraud, naked celebrity photo fraud, Dr. Seuss, Dr. Kevorkian, Dr. Spock, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, The Real McCoy, The Real Ghostbusters, Bill Murray, Dan Ackroyd, giant marshmallow men, giant dinosaurs, Jurassic Park, Jeff Goldblum, Jeffery Dahmer, Geoffery the Giraffe, pictures of naked celebrities having sex with giraffes, history, science, Twinkie mutilation, naked pictures of celebrities mutilating Twinkies in the name of science, Bruce Lee, Pamela Lee, Stan Lee, Robert E. Lee, Alfred E. Neuman, Paul Newman, Paul Rodriguez, Robert Rodriguez, Robert Smith, Smith & Wesson, Wesson oil, Florence Henderson, Harry and the Hendersons, Harry Truman, and naked photos of celebrities. All of these subjects, and many more, are represented on the world wide web infinitely. This page doen't have any of that. It has nothing, absolutely nothing. Now, please be my guest and enjoy absolutely nothing.
absolutely nothing is TM by Ed Lipinski 1998. All rights reserved.
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