Here are some pick-up lines I have heard and thought were funny.......
1. Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
2. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
3. Are your feet tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
4. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
5. If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put "I" next to "U".
6. Do you have a quarter? I told my mother I would call her when I found the guy/girl of my dreams.
7. What would you do if I kissed you right now?
8. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
9. Your daddy must be a thief cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
10. You already have 250 bones in your body, want another one?
11. Hey, I like your outfit, but it would look better laying in a pile at the end of my bed tomorrow morning.
12. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
13. Are you a virgin? Can I have the box it came in?
14. (Looking at shirt tag) Oh, I was just checking to see if you were made in heaven.
15. I am a doctor. Lay flat on your back and do what the nice doctor tells you.
16. The word of the day is LEGS. How about we go back to my place and spread the word?
17. Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them.
Well, that's about it for now. If you have any more, email them to me, and I will put the on my page! Thanks!
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Oh yeah, thanks to the people that gave me these lines to put on here, you all know who you are!!!
