These are a few of the pick up lines that i have found over the last six months on the web. If you know of any good sites or any good lines, please email me. .I would love to lenghten my list. Well, have fun. . I know i sure did. .
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The use of the following pick up lines does not guarantee you will get a date, and I will not be held liable for any hospital cost due to the inapporiate use of any of the following lines. So, in other words, USE THEM AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my momand tell I just met the girl
of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.
3. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal thesparkle of the stars and put it in
your eyes? [Be ready with a snappyanswer in case they say "yes."]
4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on thetable and take what I want?
6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyonewe did anyway.
7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my placeand spread the word.
8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on mybedroom floor tomorrow
morning.
10. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
11. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
12. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
13. Can I flirt with you?
14. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got anice set of buns.
15. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":]Checking to see
if you were made in heaven.OR: > Checking to see if you're the right size.
16. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
17. If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
19. I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
20. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
21. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
22. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
24. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
25. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
27. So... How am I doin'?
28. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
29 [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.
30. The first time is always the hardest.
31. Excuse me, are you on the pill?
32. Hi there. Do you swallow?
33. Wow! Are those real?
34. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
35. Nice dress/pants, can I talk you out of it?
36. Wanna fuck like bunnies?
37. Bond. James Bond. 38. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's playgynecologist.
39. Wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face andI try to guess your weight.
40. Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
41. I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today,and your name was included.
42. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.
So, would you smile for me?
43. So, do you wanna see something really swell?
44. I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
45. Do you take it up the ass?
46. Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad tosee
me?
47. Have you got a little Irish/German/Spanish/Italian/etc in you?
Uh...no....
Well, do you want some?
48. What would you do if I kissed you right now?
49. Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I waswondering if
you'd mind if I fantasize about you?
50. Hi, do you know why you should masturbate with *these* two fingers? (holding up
any two) Obvious reply: No, why? Because they're mine.
51. I'm drunk.
52. Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
53. I think we must make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
54. You know,
I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but itappears someone beat me to it.
55. Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
56. Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of
here.
57. You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
58. Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
59. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
60. Pull my finger.
61. Hey baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight between us.
62. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
63. Do you wanna go out for a pizza and a fuck? What, don't you like pizza?
64. Your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas. Can I come between the
holidays?
65. (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger,
imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
66. Your underwear must be made out of Windex, because I can see myself in them
tonight.
67. They say love is a many splendored thing. Let's make some and find out...
68. Hi. I go down on the first date...how about you?
69. Hi, what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
70. To a woman: Hey baby, can i tickle your belly from the inside?
71. Do you like apples? [Yes] How 'bout I take ya home and fuck the shit out of ya, how'd
ya like dem apples?
72. Excuse me. Do you wanna fuck or should I apologize?
73. Hi! Can I buy you a car?
74. Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
75. I'll suck you so
hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished.
76. Will you marry me and have my children? (unfortunate side-effects: beware!)
77. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
78. I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!
79. Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
80. Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
81. Hey let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you.
82. You know, your eyes would go great with my bedspread.
83. Are you looking for Mr Right? Or Mr RightNow?
84. Would you like fries with that?
85. Chicks dig me, I wear colored underwear!
86. If I bought you lingerie for my birthday, would there be anythingin it for me?
87. Hi, I'm conducting a feel test of how many women have pierced nipples.
88. Excuse me, why is your drink glowing?
89. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.
90. Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers
91. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come and talk to you
92. I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours
93. How did you acheive such a gaudy effect with only Avon cosmetics? 94. Do you
beleive in one night stands?
95. With one touch I can make you make noise only dogs can hear!
96. Hello Susie, your mummy couldn't make it this afternoon. She asked me to pick you
up and take you home. My that's a pretty dress...
97. I'm leaving this place - want to Cum?
98. Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here! Get them while they're hot!
99. Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a manfriend, come and talk to me!
100.Is it cold outside, or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?
101.Ever played leap frog naked?
102.I'll bet you ten bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
103.Sit on my face and let me get to nose you better!
104.Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep
with me?"
105.I'm single!
106.I think I'm falling in love with you. Now do you want to fuck?
107.I'm really sorry about Al. It was a lovely funeral. You look ravishing in black, did you
know that? What you need now is a nice back rub. Are the straps too tight darling? How
very, very tragic.
108.What winks and fucks like a tiger? (said while winking)
109.Yo. You'll do
110.Excuse me, I think I dropped my congressional medal of honor under your chair.
111.You know what they say about beauty...it protects againstall evil. Well, with you I
feel really safe!
112.Excuse me, this is the non-smoking section and you happen to be on fire!
113.I don't want to be alone when I go to bed tonight, but Ido when I wake up
114.Are those moon pants you have on? [No, why?] Because your ass is out of this world.
115.Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes
116.Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
117.I was sitting here holding my cigarette when I realised I'd rather be holding you.
118.I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman.
119.You're ugly, but you interest me.
120.I didn't know angels flew so low.
