if we made beer these would be our lables.
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~beer quotes~~beer quotes~~beer quotes~
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - "Winston Churchill
Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink." Churchill's reply: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
"He was a wise man who invented beer." - Plato
"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time." - Catherine Zandonella
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.." - W.C. Fields
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. " -David Daye
"Work is the curse of the drinking class." - Oscar Wilde
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Unknown
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." - "Deep Thoughts," by Jack Handy
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." - Dave Barry
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart
"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot." - Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world." - Kaiser Wilhelm
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." - Dave Barry
"I drink to make other people interesting." - George Jean Nathan
"They who drink beer will think beer." - Washington Irving
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." - Ernest Hemmingway
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me--so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson
My favotite local brewery.
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My favotite local winery.
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Satek Winery
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