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Disgruntled and Angry

So I'm sitting in this auto fix up shop, right, and this hugely fat guy is telling me about these long last batteries. I don't care for this guy's explanation that much so I say "Shut the FUCK up!!"



Apparently he did not like my choice of words and proceeded to grab a tire iron with which to beat me senseless. But he was unaware that I pack heat. Yeah, I had a gunn. So i wip the fucker out and pull the trigger.



Man, you wouldn't beLEIVE how much screamin' that guy did. The fat fuck screamed so much that I had to blow his throat off. Then everyone was lookin' at me funny. Guess they were frightened by this. It was about this time that it dawned on me. All these people are witnesses. I couldn't have that. So I did what any normal murderer would do. I erased all fingerprints and killed all the witnesses. This was especially enjoyable because I got to use explosives and flamable liquids.

Now to make a fast getaway. I stole a car from the parking lot. I figured it was okay because the owners were ded. I returned home just in time for "I Love Lucy".



The End