Things ZanderTech endorses
What's this?
- FYI on all the things you could do to make us happy
- A piece of cake
- The beef
- The bomb
The List!
- Videogaming
- Being an important figure in society
- Watching television
- Cooking large, seven course meals
- Eating large, seven course meals
- Purchasing imported goods
- Drinking responsibly
- Going to parties
- Making out at parties
- Getting caught making out at parties
- Being a cool dude
- Being a bodacious babe
- Respecting your elders
- Wargaming in the fortyfirst millenium
- Being a teenager
- Being an adult
- Being immortal (ZanderTech research in progress)
- Computer gaming
- Board gaming
- Bored gaming
- Pretty much any gaming sounds good
- Obeying your local laws
- Being a kind, friendly person (Like our employees)
- Making websites to advertise your small business
- Drinking coffee in ridiculously large quantities
- Taking antacids in large quantities to relieve
- heartburn from coffee
- Being trendy
- Being different
- Being supernatural (ZanderTech research in progress)
- Surfing the information superhighway
- Playing a musical instrument
- Eating brownies . .. mmm
- Eating more brownies . . . ahh
- Drinking milk to wash your brownies down
- Having a girlfriend
- Having a boyfriend
- Having a girlfriend and a boyfriend . . . hmm
- Rollerblading
- Skateboarding
- Having over 100 good friends . . . set your goals!
- Rummaging through your junk for treasure
- Having a free web page on Angelfire . . . they're swell
- Writing stories
- Listening to jazz
- Not listening to anything but jazz
- Throwing all your CD's that aren't jazz away
- Purchasing expensive sunglasses
- Living in a safe neighborhood
- Keeping your neighborhood safe
- Riding a bike
- Learning to type
- Learning html
- Getting a nightlife
- Always using protection . . . when skating on
- halfpipes, that is
- Making half - decent puns like the one above
- Being responsible and cleaning up after your pets
- Caring about the environment (Like ZanderTech)
- Participating in spelling bees
- Being patient . . . it's a virtue!
- Computers
- Eating cake
- Eating
- Playing the ocarina
- Cracking walnuts
- Eating walnuts
- Saying, "Boy, those walnuts sure were tasty!"
- Did we mention listening to jazz?
- Making flipbooks . .. it's addictive
- Having a rollicking good time
- Being yourself
- Drawing
- Painting
- Taking a picture . . . it'll last longer
- Using the option key to make cool symbols . . . ™£¢*§¶•ªº–*
- Drinking tea
- Making more cool symbols . . . œ*´®Ý¥¨ˆø*¬°*·©ƒ*ßå
- Taking care of your significant other
- Going to the movies
- Eating popcorn at the movies
- Spilling popcorn at the movies
- Cleaning up the popcorn you spilled at the movies
- Taking a rocket to the moon (ZanderTech research in progress)
- Reading long, informing, and worthwhile lists such as this one.
