30 Really Fun Things To Do In A Car
1. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a
look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The
more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when
driving alone.
7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.
8. Stop at the green lights.
9. Go at the red ones.
10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your
window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that requires silverware.
12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
13. Sing without having the radio on.
14. Honk frequently without motivation.
15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and
an obscene gesture.
16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to
them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts
out the window.
22. While stopped at a light, pee out the window/sunroof onto other
cars.
23. Paint your car with occult symbols.
24. Keep at least five cats in the car.
25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for firetrucks.
27. Stop and collect roadkill.
28. Stop and pray to roadkill.
29. Throw Spam.
30. Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a
stop.Then get out and watch the cars. Throw Spam at them.
Our thanks to Joanna for this submission !!
Many people will walk in and out of your life; but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself, use your mind; to handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. The tongue weighs practically nothing, but so few people can hold it. If someone betrays you once, it's his fault; if he betrays you twice, it's yours. Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. God gives every bird its food, but He doesn't throw it into its nest. He who loses money loses much; He who loses a friend loses more; He who loses faith loses all. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Thanks go out to Jessica, for these wonderful words of wisdom !!
Just brief instructions: these must be read as quickly as possible
outloud,
and no laughing inbetween is allowed. :)
Kirsten
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