Top Ten Lists
Top Ten reasons MacGyver wouldn't fit into any of USA networks
new prime time shows
- 10. MacGyver wouldn't look good in a police uniform or a bikini.
- 9. The bad guys would get their asses kicked so fast the shows would
only be a half hour long.
- 8. Guns are used instead of MacGyverisms.
- 7. You could never have a bedroom scene.
- 6. The shows just wouldn't be the same without a bunch of drunken
losers... acting and directing.
- 5. Half the audience might quit watching the show in fear that they
might actually learn something.
- 4. The other half may quit watching when they find out that every
episode doesn't involve a prostitute getting murdered.
- 3. Bringing in MacGyver may actually make the shows good.
- 2. It would be a big disappointment to all the male cast members of
Silk Stalkings when they find out he isn't gay.
- 1. MacGyver is just too damn good!
Top Ten least popular TV dinners to eat while watching MacGyver
- 10. Split Pea and Hamster
- 9. Swanson's Sweaty Man Dinner
- 8. Hot 'n' Hearty Microbe Casserole
- 7. Scorched Canadian Geese Extracted from Commercial Jet Engines
- 6. I Can't Believe it's not Perch
- 5. Jolly Green Giant's assorted elf parts
- 4. John Gotti's guys who crossed me stew
- 3. Freak Show Sushi
- 2. O.J. Simpson's Alibi Soup - Pick up a spoonful and see what it spells
- 1. Anything with alcohol in it!
MacGyver's Top Ten signs that your neighbor may be a serial killer
- 10. Overheard muttering to himself, "Damn lying squirrels!"
- 9. Flashing neon sign on his roof reads, "Drifters Welcome!"
- 8. Since he's moved to town, the local papers obituary section has
expanded to five pages.
- 7. Often selling Domino's Pizza Uniforms at yard sales.
- 6. Always says, "Lets see what else is on." Whenever America's Most
Wanted comes on.
- 5. Large holes in back yard mysteriously remind you of something you
saw on a WWII documentary.
- 4. Runs the best Halloween costume shop in town.
- 3. Goes to the blood bank and donates enough blood for the next five
years.
- 2. Claims that gun holes in his car are really just air vents.
- 1. Has an Unusually large oven!
Top Ten list of my 10 Favorite MacGyver episode, and why!
- 10. Good Knight MacGyver - Clever plot with a great story line
- 9. Eye of Osiris - Always did like Indiana Jones
- 8. Pilot - Great MacGyverisms non-stop
- 7. Legend of the Holy Rose - Another great archealogical gig with a
clever and interesting plot
- 6. The Widowmaker - One word - MURDOC
- 5. The Invisible Killer - A little Mystery and Murder tied into an
outdoor adventure
- 4. The Heist - Just an extremely enjoyable episodes, great characters, and
great MacGyverisms... never know what's going to happen next
- 3. Jenny's Chance - Great plot, great disguises, and a great surprise
ending
- 2. Honest Abe - Laugh after laugh, great characters, and some good
MacGyverisms
- 1. Halloween Knights - Mac and Murdoc become partners?!? just a great
episode!
- *** And Honorable Mentions go to all the Penny Parker and Murdoc episodes...
just can't go wrong there ***
Fan submitted Top Ten favorite episodes - Tang!
- 10. Pheonix Under Siege - Great plot & MacGyverisms, suspenseful ending
- 9. Nightmares - Creative plot and MacGyverisms, good ending, a little
drawn out
- 8. The Road Not Taken - A nice action ep with some MacGyverisms and a
little drama
- 7. Pilot - Non-stop MacGyverisms! great music! but lacks a little action
- 6. Countdown - Very, very suspenseful, but only a few MacGyverisms
- 5. Lost Love - Very good plot and suspense, average MacGyverisms, a lot
of action and drama, good tunes too
- 4. Flame's End - Another great dramatic Mac, a good share of action and
suspense
- 3. The Gauntlet - the BEST opener (I agree, Tang!) great storyline & drama,
but the final MacGyverism is a little far fetched
- 2. The Heist - Great action, MacGyverisms, and plot, a very enjoyable one
- 1. Trumbo's World - A GREAT opener, MacGyverism after MacGyverism as Mac
faces an amry of ants (creative)