question: How many evolutionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
answer: Just one, but it takes him 200,000 years.
Patient: Doctor, how long can a person live without a brain?
Doctor: I give up. How old are you?
Jean: Do you think she is a natural blonde?
Zona: I think she's a suicide blonde.
Jean: What kind is that?
Zona: Dyed by her own hand.
