The Theater's rules vs. Our rules
Hollywood's Rules:
1. Smoking is permitted. Please use the ashtray provided.
2. Photo I.D. is required for all liquor purchases.
3. Anyone wishing to purchase an alcoholic beverage must clearly display the arm band assigned to them by the box office when making any purchase.
4. Damaged or discolored arm bands will not be accepted.
5. Keep away from the movie screen. Don't throw anything at it. Don't touch it. This is the only solid screen in the midwest and was custom built to reflect the sharpest possible image. Don't screw it up!
6. No outside props are permitted. Only the Emergency Kits available at the Box Office will be permitted.
7. No Standing on tables, chairs, or railings.
8. No throwing of food or beverages. (or toilet paper rolls, produce, fans!)
9. No running in the facility.
Cast Rules:
Rule #1
Don't fuck with the host!
Rule #2
The use of herbal substances have been prohibited at Hollywood Bar and Filmworks if you have them, however, please hand them over to a cast member and we'll throw a party in your honor.
Rule #3
People in the back throw forward, people in the front throw back, people in the middle throw up.... just don't throw up on the person next to you; unless that's what they're into.
Rule #4
Throw absolutely fucking nothing at the screen. If you do we'll be forced to take you outside and belt you around the mouth and mouth you around the belt!
Rule #5
There is no rule #5
Rule #6
SEX, 6, SEX, 6, SEX, Awe Fuck it!
Rule #7
There is to be no sex in the theater.... unless its with a cast member! However blow jobs will be given in the fourth row!
Rule #8
If you can't find your pants in the morning you had a good time. If you're in the cast changes on you didn't even come here in pants!
Rule #9
Sexual harrasment will NOT be tolerated... but if caught it will be graded!!
Rule #10
The Disclaimer: This movie has been found an effective tool in offending the easily offended. So if you're offended by bad jokes, bad acting, bad script, bad dancing, or me will you do us all a favor and GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
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