Have you ever seen one of those Reeses commercials and wondered what it would be like if Mulder or Scully were in one? You are not alone. And here's your chance to share your brilliant imagination with other Philes. Pick an X-Files character (You are not limited to only one, though.) and tell us how they'd eat a Reeses.
E-mail yours to LotsoFiles@aol.com and you'll be given credit by name.
Scully: I'll begin with the Y-incision...
Krycek: I nibble at it like a good rat. -Lara
Skinner: I don't eat it, I hand it over to Krycek -Bridget, inspired by Lara
CSM: First, I would light a cigarette...then slowly burn a hole through the center until the chocolate melted...mmmm, have you ever inhaled chocolate? -Dawn
Scully: First I'd make a cross cut along the midsection, separate the outer skin from the peanut butter...carefully scrap a sample for testing. -Dawn
Krycek: I think that Krycek would eat a Reeses by cupping it in his hands, wrapper still intact, and making tiny nibble marks so that he could entertain himself for hours, like he must have had to do in the Silo..I am thinking the nibbling would start along the edges of the top, and then he would make his way to the Center, alone of course, but constantly looking over his shoulder. -Dana
Scully: Being a Pathologist isn't a glamorus job. Most people don't have the stomach to go through what I do in a day. But when break time comes I like to take my mind off work and have a Reeses. *Starts cutting a 'Y' insision through the chocolate and takes a small part of the peanutbutter out.* After all old habits die hard. -Laura
Mulder: *Sneaking into a room and searching behind the door before locking the one he just came through. He takes a package of Reeses out and takes one.* Well uh-huh. *Imitates a Elvis hip swing as he takes a bite* Thank you, Thank you very much. *Imitates Elvis' lip curl* -Laura
Skinner: *Pacing behind his desk looking in front of him* I've heard a lot about you. You make grown men beg, women grovel. *leans on his desk* Well that's not going to happen here understand? Im on to you. I served this country seen all kinds of things. You don't scare me! *picks up the little lonly Reeses and takes a large bite* Oh.... your good. *sits back down in his chair with a sigh* -Laura
Langly: After extracting them from a vending machine using techniques that until now have been a Class 1 government secret, I stash my Reese's in my pocket until I can return to Lone Gunmen HQ. Upon my arrival, I lock myself in the bathroom and do a thorough check of the lavatory perimiter to make sure I'm not being monitored. When I'm sure the room is free of microphones and video cameras, I reach under the sink and remove the Reese's Consumption Took Kit (RCTK) that I keep taped under there. I use the scissors to soundlessly cut open the wrapper, the tweezers to consume the confections without getting my fingers all chocolatey, and the matches to incinerate any remaining evidence of my snack. After that's all taken care of, I go back out to the living room to steal Byers' Reese's... -Sarah
Kevin Kryder: First I take the Reese cup and crown it with a ring of thorns, then I nail it to an X of wood and after it has arisen, I take it home to its creator. (sorry if that's offensive to anyone) -Scull N Bones
Thanks, everyone for your contributions! Keep 'em coming!
