The idea here is to take a famous X-Files quote and replace a key word or phrase in that quote with the apropriate form of the word "pants." Now, I don't know why, but the results tend to have a really hilarious effect! I actually got the idea from a Star Wars forward. They had quotes like "Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi," and "Luke, I am your pants." So, it's not my original idea....But the Reeses one is! :-)
E-mail your new Pantsie-quotes to LotsoFiles@aol.com and you'll be given credit by name.
The Pants Are Out There.
Pants No One.
All Pants Lead to the Truth.
Pants Everything.
Believe the Pants.
Believe to Pants.
The Big Pants
The Pants
SCULLY: "Fox..."
MULDER: "Pants. I even made my parents call me pants. Pants."
SCULLY: "Pants, I'd never put myself on the line for anyone but you.("Tooms")
MULDER: "Do you believe in the existence of pants?"
("Pilot")
MULDER: "I don't wanna pants."("Detour")
"Sure, fine, pants"("Syzygy")
CSM: "Life is like a box of pants. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for."("Musings of a Cigarette-Smoking Man")
SCULLY: "Do you find it even remotely pants that what those guys say is true?"
MULDER: "I find it remotely pants that someone might think you're hot."
("E.B.E.")
SCULLY: "Please explain to me the scientific nature of the pants'"("Pusher")
SCULLY: "They found your bleepin' pants"("Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'")
MULDER: "What's wrong with her?"
SKINNER: "She's pantsing."("Redux II")
MULDER: You are my pants.
SCULLY: And you are mine.
("The Sixth Extinction II: Amor Fati")
SCULLY: Well, if pants ran the world I can tell you we wouldn't have these kind of games.
MULDER: Pants do run the world, Scully.
("First Person Shooter")
