Why I Find David Bowie To Be So Sexy
Some people get David Bowie, and then there's some who just don't. Thhhpppt. And they want to know what I find in him. So, let me list 15 of the reaons why I find him to be so sexy!
Reason #15: His Appearance
David Bowie isn't a slob. He actually takes cares of himself and *usually* is a fantastic dresser. He sometimes wears eyeshadow too. Yum. It must be the bit of "Lady Stardust" left in him from the seventies, because no pure straight man can be fashionable. That's what they say on
Queer Eye For The Straight Guy
anyway.
Reason #14: His Nose
Sound a bit weird? It's not with Bowie. I think he has one of the best noses of all time. It's big enough to look manly and domineering, but small enough to look vampirish and feminime. Enough said. Hot.
Reason #13: His Hair
David Bowie has the sexiest hair ever. (Albeit for the few exceptions of the "Big Puffy Mullet" and "Clown Curls" in the 80's.) And he has so much of it too. Rawr.
Reason #12: His Teeth
Bowie has got the sexiest teeth ever. Whether they're the yellow, messy ones of the past, or the whiter, straighter ones of today, I just want to lick them. Not to mention they're also the essentials to his goofy dork smile!
Reason #11: His Bone Structure
David Bowie has one of the most beautiful bone structures I've ever seen on a man. He's small and delicate looking, not to mention his
gorgeous
cheek bones.
Reason #10: His Lips
Yummm, Bowie lips! They're so pouty and kissable! *sighs*
Reason #9: His Femininity
I don't know why, but sometimes when a man looks like a girl, us women find it incredibly attractive. Maybe it's the fact that we think they're more intact with their emotions, than the big macho guys. Can you imagine spending a romantic candlelight evening with Arnold Swarchzenagger reading poetry? Hell no. With David Bowie? Yes!
Reason #8: He's A Badass
Since the 1960's David Bowie has spent his free time breaking every rule that was ever made. Rawrrrr!
Reason #7: His "Area"
That isn't really the official term for David Bowie's nether regions, but it seems to have stuck. Maybe it's because there really
is
something special about it. Even before I was a David Bowie fan, whenever I looked at a picture of him my eyes would always drift down towards his crotch. I hate Iman. That sex must be
good
!
Reason #6: He Can Sing
Now
that
is sexy!
Reason #5: His Body
David Bowie has the most perfect body
ever
. Even today, when he's nearing the age of 60, nothing looks better on him than a tight t-shirt. He's also got the most sexiest ass, and legs too, which isn't usually the attribute men are known for.
Reason #4: His Eyes
David Bowie has the sexiest eyes ever. They're big, beautiful, multicolored and have great eyebrows to top them off. They've also got a lot of soul in them too. Or devilish evilness. That just bring out the inner masochist in me!
Reason #3:His Voice
David Bowie's voice makes me want to
melllllt.
It's seductive, slinky, sensuous and dangerous. He's also got that british accent going on too. *dies*
Reason #2: His Intelligence
David Bowie's work and personality speaks for itself.
Reason #1: His Openmind
Nothing is more unsexier than a person who is mean, prejudiced, and puts someone down just because of their race, sex, preference, etc. David Bowie does absolutley none of that.
That
is
sexy
.
I wanna go HOME!
