1. Cats do what they want, when they want to do it.
   2. They rarely listen to you.
   3. They are totally unpredictable.
   4. When you want to play,they want to be left alone.
   5. When they want to play, you want to be left alone.
   6. They let you know when they're not happy.
   7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
   8. They leave hair everywhere.
   9. They drive you nuts and cost you an arm and a leg.
   10. They are very loveable, cuddly, and caring.
   CONCLUSION: Cats are tiny women in cheap fur coats.