The lineup

You're probably curious about who we are. Else, why did you come to this site, let alone click this link? Well it had all started, in a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Anthony (The Host)

"The Host" "Big Daddy" "Hot Tamale" I guess you could say that he's the brains of this. The radioshow itself was his brainchild, so of course Anthony is the host. He chooses most of the music, and has the last word on creativity. He's one of the nicest people you met, until you cross him. Then he'll mow over you and your family like William Tecumseh Sherman heading to the South.

Scott (The Cohost)

"Slater" "The Pollack" "The Polish Missle" This jerk does not even attend the College of Lake County, but he still managed to slither his sneaky self into co-hosting. Smooth, like the no-good snake that he is. Fathers, watch your daughters with this one, he'll bring them home as late (and tipsy too!) as he possibly can. Then he'll ride off in the moonlight in the silver bullet.

Sam (The regular guest AND Music Cohost)

"The Don" "The Whole Kielbasa" That kid. The capers that he gets himself into are beyond belief. I dare ya, just ask him about "The Russian". Then again, he'll probably bore you to death with his speech about sacrifices made to drive a car and saving money. Cheapskate. Parents, keep your kids away from him, he'll sour their minds with his devil music and way-too-clever-and-difficult-to-follow jokes. One day he may just destroy us all.

Alan (Our young Padawan)

"Hupa" "Mr. 0 for 1000" He's been with us for awhile. We picked him up when he was working on his Honda-Pod-Racer. We saw great potential in that dirty blonde haired child and offered to take him with us on our travels. Unfortunately, we nearly lost him awhile to the darkside, that is she who must not be named,

"...but that's another story in it's own..."

however, through much work we were able to rehabilitate him to the man he is today. And how did he reward us you ask? He left for the University of Illinois at Champaign in August and we've hardly heard from him since. Legend says that if you listen long enough on cold winter nights, you can still hear him playing his guitar in the wind.

Bono (Ship's doctor and RAW correspondant)

Assuming that we do not all together refuse to watch anymore WWE shows, the day that RVD moves on to greener pastures, this here is our link to what's happening on RAW. "Bono" "Indiana Bono and the Temple of Poon" "Bono-nator" "Boner" "CAF Killer" and so on, was part of the backroom posse at Target. He was the ring-leader, a godfather of sorts. The bottom line is that this kid is killer. You may think that he's a push over, but it's what he's thinking is what will be your untimely end. A devious child, never hugged enough when he was little and it shows. He sells candy to kids, and kids for "candy", need we continue? He's a ruthless, devious monster not to be trusted. Do not make eye contact with him, ever.

Kyle ICP (Underground Wrestling and Music Reporter)

This guy, this is the guy right here. Easily one of the coolest and most interesting people you’ll ever meet. A huge fan of the Insane Clown Posse who have a deep history in wrestling and one of the most outgoing people in the history of planet earth. This oddity was discovered in Anthony’s American Decades class where their conversations covered everything from the teacher (who had a sex change), to music, to wrestling, to video games, he fits right into the show of outsiders. He informs the masses that listen to the show about underground music acts and Xtreme wrestling tapes that are hitting the shelves. And speaking of new releases, be on the look out for this cracker white boys rap cd headed to a local car trunk near you.