
December 15
The Ranting and Raving End of the Year Special. A Top Five, Drunken Debate, and a Pothead Rant.
"Stampede right up your ass!"
No news, no rumors, no calls (except Bono). It was just the Extremists at their most natural, ranting about the past and present state of pro wrestling. The List covered the matches of the attitude era, with the WWF’s finest true hardcore matches dominating, the Debate covered the very disgusting Paul Heyman, and the Rant defended the NEW Generation’s quality and legacy. Sam dropped Anthony off but didn’t stay for a second.
“We can‘t all fit on the bulldozer man."
Nothing too fancy just a high quality show from high quality hosts and correspondent. We sent the year off in style by not reviewing the year, but by covering topics that we feel strongly about which is when we are on our game. TNA nears a national TV deal based in Chicago, Goldberg makes an early exit from the WWE, and MLW brings in JJ Dillion, you ferries.
December 8
Half Tamale and Kilbasa, half polish sasauge and bIg dAddy. All in all, a very good show. Sam makes his first appearance on the show since the legendary all music show and pulled through with some concert reviews, as well as heated discussion during the Drunken Debate on The Matrix Revolutions, which turned into a debate on the entire trilogy, snatching the show from the clutches of ending on time.
"It‘s too early, I am not ready!"
TNA tries to get a TV deal based out of Chicago, The Wall dies, Kurt Angle proves why he is the best all around pro wrestler since Bret Hart with some of the best interview comments ever, Nash eludes to reforming The Outsiders in TNA, while the RAW writers decide to stop Matt Hardy from having a cool entrance..
"You know there was a time when we‘d take someone like you out back and beat you with a rubber hose now you got your god damn unions.”
Bono delivers his best RAW Report, Kyle ICP asks a lifelong wrestling question about Goldust, Top Five NEW Generation Matches given with an honorary mention to the Boiler Room Brawl, and new life pumped into Monster Magnet, Judas Priest, Anthrax, and Fear Factory. All in all, a damn good week for wrestling, music, and the radio show that reports on both.
December 1
Anthony lays out a great format, but forgets all his cds due to leaving his car at home.
"That’s how it starts out, ooo and ah. Then there’s the running. . . and the screaming"
Slater couldn’t get to the show fast enough because he had to supply all of the music. Don’t worry it wasn’t all dance remixes and Puddle of Mudd songs, Anthony went right to the goods.
"For a minute there I thought we were in trouble.”
Two segments that will hopefully ad depth to a lineup shakier than the Arizona Cardinals make their debut. TNA considers buying it’s own arena in Nashville. Rhyno’s meeting with friend and TNA personality Don Callis after spending months in the WWE doghouse is the topic of the first Rumor Rant. RAW vs Smackdown matches begin to take place as WrestleMania 20 is previewed for the first time. Top Five Matches of the original WWF Generation are put on display. And The NEW Generation vs the current WWE Generation are loudly slurred in the premiere of the Drunken Debate.
NOVEMBER 24
The Curly to our Moe and Larry, HUPA was live and in living color in the studio!
"Quiet numbskulls I‘m broadcastin‘!"
The All ECW finally happened, nearly three months after it was said to happen on the air, it finally arrived and with style. Movie lines, Rock lines, two top five lists, memories of seeing the Mecca of wrestling live, nothing but ECW entrance music and ppv songs, and a pothead rant on why we loved the greatest pro wrestling company of all time ECW better than We Can’t Wrestle and the Whining Wussy Federation. We had contributions via email from the Don and our eHw buddy Al Snow, I’d say all in all a great show guys, give me five. . .
"The Rock would rather slap the taste out of your mouth than ever slap your hand if you smell what the Rock is cookin!"
NOVEMBER 17
Simply put (Simpons Comic Guy)
"Best show EVER!"
Not only our most entertaining but also our longest. The show ran from 7:00 until 9:45. Not much music news so two full hours of wrasslin' talk. Bono called in collect for the Raw Report...
"Rock's birthday's May 2nd you stupid son of a bitch!"
Hupa called in for our first ever Smackdown report, Survivor Series showed us that even the WWE can have an amazing show. Hulk Hogan's secret agenda to screw over TNA, top five Survivor Series matches, our review of Runaway Jury, and plenty of movie lines that make us look like a real radio show. So much better than last week, oh wait, last week never happened.
NOVEMBER 10
Dang. Let's just look at this as a Highlander 2 or the last two months of ECW. IT NEVER HAPPENED. For every bit of good in last week's show, we had the bad in this one.
"it's a piece of shit."
The only highlights were the innovation of talking over well placed music in the background, the to be repeated theme of the types of songs that are played in hour two, and the realization by all of just how much Triple H has ruined wrestling and why no one shoudl be a fan of his. Top Five IC Champions and a Pothead Rant on the second half of the roster split were lost in a sea unpreparedness and frustrations.
"Dog-Dancing Hill Billy neighbor picking up dog poo. Khan Jr. studying more. Universe in harmony."
NOVEMBER 2 (The Kilbasa and Tamale Mostly Music Show!)
“I’ll drive this car off the fucking bridge, then what are we gonna be two bitches in the sea?"
No Scott and little wrestling made for one of our best shows that for 110 minutes covered nothing but music from concert reviews to music news and five callers. Maybe we should do it more often.
“Well you know we were gonna do that but we ran into a little problem, your momma snorted up all the dope.”
Sam and Anthony gave the story about their mythical quest to the Aragon Ballroom to see Slayer and Hatebreed. Sam enlightens us on the stage presence of KMFDM and gets into an argument with a caller about Bile. Manson concert ends in a riot, Sabbath finally releases box set, and Scott Weiland in rehab, again?
“37?!"
Metallica takes a tongue lashing that hasn’t been scene since the last time Lars went to Chippendales. Mike T from Anthony’s Jewel days calls in to agree with the 39 cent hamburger deal. Bono rushing his RAW Report before going to a class, first time caller Kyle ICP giving us the skinny on an upcoming JCW tape, and Anthony giving a last minute TNA preview including the return of Sting was the only wrestling on the show. Sam got freaked out by Anthony’s wrestling knowledge by translating Bono’s match summaries without even seeing the show. And three of the Horsemen; Hupa, The Don, and bIg dAddy have a CLC/ U of I simulcast giving their Top Five Concert experiences.
OCTOBER 27
Heenan back for both major companies and Nash out for good? I’m so happy I could stab someone in the eye. NWA has to ask themselves a serious question.
“Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?"
Because Hogan has fucked TNA before ever setting foot there by injuring his knee and forcing them to reschedule Bound for Glory till February.
“Never rub another man’s rhubarb!"
Rob Van Dam speaks his mind on weed, ECW, and his misused time in the WWE. Doring and Roadkill return to the tag team scene and show interaction rust, while WWE shows why their production with video packages is the only part of the company that doesn’t suck ass. Jarrett goes heel and gets back the NWA Title, and Bono impresses all with his on task, organized RAW and music reports. Top Five Bret Hart matches were covered, and the Pothead Rant unraveled the first six months of the roster split. And how could we forget that our first our was dedicated to the Jaegermeister tour!!!
OCTOBER 20
Bono reminded us, and our legion of fans (For they are many) why he will not ever rise above the rank of correspondent to the glorious of heights of hosts on the show. The old proverb holds true,
"If you want something done right, do it yourself. Nyah!"
Another exciting Top Five, Ozzfest memories, Hupa calling in, and some deaths in the wrestling world. We reminisced with Dungeon stories. And (of course!), who could forget the entire Hulk Hogan/ Vince Russo sound clip? Yep dear fans, more solid proof of how the Hulkster is a cancer on the wrestling community. He should just hang up the bandana and call it quits if he cares about wrestling at all. But wait! He does not, so all be have left is to wish for his quick demise, not too unlike Bill O'Reilly!
OCTOBER 13
A step backwards thanks to forgetfulness, ranting, and a laughing fit
"Not so funny meow is it?."
We made the mistake of giving the floor to Bono a few times
"Next time this happens I want you to step back, take a deep breath, and pull your heads out of each others asses would ya.”
Simon and Swinger ink their futures in TNA, thank god! Jarrett attacks Hogan in Japan setting up for the 3 hour mega show on 11/30 which we will have a special show on the day of. Booker T makes his RAW return, Latino Heat hoses Big Show from a shit tanker on Smackdown, we preview No Mercy, and Bono delivers us from organization by proclaiming his love of HBK, hate of Bret Hart, and striking out on No Mercy and ECW knowledge. Top Five covered the greatest tag teams of all time. No Sam or Hupa calls, you ferries.
OCTOBER 6
Getting better, a new correspondent in BONO debuted.
"If my estimations are correct, when this car reaches 88 miles per hour, we're gonna see some serious shit."
Another car problem on the way to the show.
"...what's next?! Do you anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?!!"
Hulk Hogan to NWA TNA?! It's True It's True! Kurt Angle and John Cena's feud leads to a hilarious Cena rap. The Don and MLW finally make it to the show. The Pothead Rant of the week covered the careers of Sabu and Rob Van Dam. Top Five of the week was the Top Five NON TLC Ladder matches of all time. And we gave a big Happy 2 years to Art and Cory.
SEPTEMBER 29
Good show. Our beloved host narrowly escapes his brush with death!
"...ENLIGHTEN ME!..."
So Big Daddy and the Don argue about listing show info on the site. The winner will be apparent soon,
"...and all of the earth will be consumed in darkness..."
Scott Hall just can not keep himself out of jail. Eddie Guerrero earns our respect a little more everyday, and Vince continues to baby-step his way to THE FIRES OF HELL each and every day. Pothead Rant covered the failed InVasion Angle. Top Five cover the greatest wrestlers to never hold a world title.
SEPTEMBER 21
Hupa, the man, the myth, the legend, called in.
"...I don't believe it! The crazy SOB did it!..."
And we were light on the tech difficulties, take that nay-sayers! Of course the WWE PPV blew, did you really need us to tell you that? And Anthony is working on converting another to TNA. We will save him from the darkside, that is WWE and it's return to '93.
SEPTEMBER 15
Our first show! Anthony won over the listeners talking as monotone as he could. Dr. Frasier Crane would be proud. The show was not without its fair share of problems, it even started late. But even DisneyWorld had it's problems opening day.
"...Yeah but when the Pirates of the Caribbean broke down, the pirates didn't eat the tourists".
Scott's first appearance was at 8. Lots of wrestling mumbo-jumbo for the masses. Our first caller, then second, then time was up.
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