FUNNY SHIT
This is the page were me and my friends do a lot of stupid stuff.....so enjoi.
The dirty hoddie.
This happened at a later time but I don't really care. ok here's how it went. I just got done eating lunch and went and sat down at the place I usually sit at lunch. And there's this kid named Chris that left his hooded sweat shirt over by I was sitting and told April and Candace to watch it for him. Well..... April and Candace don't like Chris so they gave it to me and me and David did stuff to it.....BAD stuff. I mean I spit in the hood rubbed it down my pants and it was hot in the gym so my balls were sweaty. we rolled it on the dirty floor and we even sprayed this nasty shit Candace had in her parse. me and David fucked that shit up!! After words April and Candace gave it back and he put it on...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. job well done Allen David Candace and April.
Adam the pyro
One day Adam decided that he wanted to catch his trash can on fire. So he got the gasoline and the matches and he thought this was going to be the greatest. Well little then he knew that if you put to much gasoline the fire might get out of control. So he pored it all over his trash that was in the trash can and lit the match and watched it blow up in his face. He panicked ran inside and grabbed the nearest liquid he could find.....unfortunately it was hair spray. So he sprayed it all over the fire and it just got bigger and bigger. so then he finally go the whose and put the fire out. Adam said after words that it smelled like pure shit. i believe him too. that day he went a trash can short.
lagistive mistake
The person who is in today's story whose name will not be given because this might embarrasses this person highly. But you know who you are. Ok. This person had a bad stomach ache in the middle of the night and wanted some stomach medicine. so this person walked into the bath room with the lights off and decided that he/she was to lazy to turn on the light. so this person grabbed the pill bottle and took two what ever was in it. what this person did not know that it was laxatives in the bottle. so when this person went back to bed he/she woke up and just had the worst time of he/she's life!!! thanks for the story......you know who you are...lol.
Jake the champion
In today's story somebody actually tried to take on Jake. yeah i know there some stupid mother fuckers out there! well here's was happened , i caught up to Jake on the street so we just started to hang out. we were messing around shooting of fire crackers. then we caught up to berry and Jeremy. Berry asked for my lighter so he could set of some of his fire crackers. so i let him use it. but he wouldn't give it back. i don't know about you guys but around here we fight over stupid shit like that. So Jake told berry to give it back but he would so Jake forced him out of it. Then Jeremy wanted to see it and Jake was like "no" and then Jeremy got all bent out of shape and he was saying ok man lets fight well have 3 rounds 90 seconds each. and Jake was said "ok if you can last that long" hahahah. then Jeremy saw this truck go buy and he made some bull shit excuse and they left. and that just proves jakes the badest man alive.
The gay shaved ice dude.
In today's story has to bet he gayest story of them all.... no literally it prolly is. well here's how it goes. Jake came over and we played hacky sac for a while. then we went to the shaved ice shack. so we were on they was and i was just doing the usual of yelling at people. like telling people the scrawled out. And saying Repersentin fool ya love me? yea i know its pretty pointless. but any ways we got there and the dude that serves up the shaved ice shack was all chewing the cups and trying to be funny. and he said my i take your order. and i said yeah i would like some sweet lovin. then he said ok and he came out of the little shack thing and started rubbing all over me and it was quite sick let me tell ya. then he gave us our slushes and jakes said a but fuck with a smile how convenient. And he said come back any time and we said ok. so we came back later that night and Jake started hitting on him lol and he said can i take your order and he said yeah can you give me your number. and i was just dying. and Jake out gayed him right there.
How the cops stole the 4th of July.
Todays story it is simple. the cops are being a bitch. Ok heres how it goes. me and my brother were setting of smoke bombs all the simple ones until i got my personal favorite.....bottle rockets. so then Ryan came over and were doing stupid shit with the bottle rockets. settin some off. then Justin come over with those black cats but only these were like ten time louder. my ears are still hurting now! so we were putting some in the sewer (big mistake) it just made them lauder. so then some body called the cops saying that we were drunk and setting of fire works. we were not drunk but the fire works were illegal. So they asked me all this bull shit and took all of my fire crackers. but since Justin still had his shit hidden he gave them all to me. And that is why the cops are trying to bring the Mexicans down.
More stories as the time goes by.
