Outside
Oswego.
Because the original
blows.
This is nasty.
Do you know why this is so nasty? Because I've been wearing it for three days. Now that is nasty! You know why I've been wearing it for that long? It's all Oswego's fault. I live outside of Oswego, but very close. I hate is so much. Rant Rant Rant. I mean, how could you respect a place that has a site dedicated to slander and public shows of stupidity? Huh? Huh?! Actually, I don't hate Oswego. I'm still going to blame the fact I've been wearing this sock for three days on the place though. If "Inside Oswego" can blame random people for their own problems and lack of mental functions, so can I! Yay! You know it's all the teenagers fault that Oswego is soooooo "run down." It's not because of all those bars, oh no. So it's all because teenagers, Oswego, and "Inside Oswego"'s fault that I have to wear my socks for days. *sob sob over-dramatic crying*
This is a bug in my house
It's all because the local police this is in my house! Aren't they supposed to protect me? I'm angry because they are totally not doing their job! They shouldn't be helping children or people in serious need of their assistance! They should be watching my house all the time because I'm soooo much more important the everyone else! I'm going to write all about how much they suck now because I have access to a computer and monkey taught me how to use it! That gives me the right to attack the police for not keeping moths out of my house! Yes-sir-ee!
Oh gosh a tree
Just like "Inside Oswego" I run out of people to pick on sometimes! So I'm going to attack this tree! See the super cool picture I took of it when it wasn't looking? Oh yeah, I'm a clever one I am. This tree totally sucks because I hate it. I have a low self-esteem and the only way for me to feel good about myself is to hurt others. So I'm slandering this tree! Oh yeah I'm cool now! Better watch yourself! This tree is, um, dead! Yeah it's dead too and that makes it even more stupid. I think I should have a bunch of people take pictures of it and send in stupid little comments about how much they think it sucks too! Then we can all chop it down because we can! Yay!
After some persuasion these fine folk sponsored us!
